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  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #1

    Life

    Last night, my family were all sitting in the living room and I said to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug".

    They got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my beer.
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    Sounds a lot like my crew
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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