Most men read Playboy for same reason as National Geographic. They would like to see pictures of places they'll never visit. 
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My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey, and women with big tits!""Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"
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