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  • Brian Ellis
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 1999
    • 9623

    #1

    Euthanasia

    My wife and I were seated at the dinner table last night, talking about this and that. I don't know how, the subject turned to euthanasia. On this delicate subject about life and death, I said, "Never let me live in a vegetative condition, depending on machines and fed from the liquid in a bottle. If you ever see me in this state, please switch off the equipment that is keeping me alive."

    She got up from the table, pulled out the wall plug from the TV, switched off the computer and threw out all my beer.

    The bitch!
    Brian (the devil incarnate)
  • Evildead666
    Super MURCer
    • Mar 2002
    • 3116

    #2
    LOL Good one there
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    • cjolley
      Super MURCer
      • Aug 1999
      • 7672

      #3
      Lol
      Chuck
      秋音的爸爸

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      • Dr Mordrid
        Moderator
        • Apr 2001
        • 26592

        #4
        Dr. Mordrid
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        I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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        • Elie
          MURC Writer
          • Aug 1999
          • 4420

          #5
          haha, good one!

          That would do me in for sure

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