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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    The Chuck Norris bridge



    Link....

    (Reuters) Slovaks vote to name bridge Chuck Norris

    US action film star leads the running in public vote for name of bridge to cross Morava river into Austria


    Slovaks have been voting overwhelmingly in favour of naming a new pedestrian and cycling bridge near their capital after 1980s US action film and TV star Chuck Norris.

    The two other top names in the running for the bridge, which will span the Morava river and cross the border to Austria, were Maria Theresa after an Austro-Hungarian empress and the Devinska cycling bridge in honour of the closest village.

    Norris, a martial arts expert-turned film star, is known for playing tough guy characters in such movies as Lone Wolf McQuade, Missing in Action and The Delta Force.

    The actor's work has become a popular source of kitschy fun among Slovaks and a mainstay for local jokes about macho strength and invincibility.

    The final decision will be up to a regional assembly. But regional governor Pavol Freso has said it would follow the wishes of the people in the internet ballot where Norris leads as the top choice for the bridge's name.

    "The same way as we have so far been building it in full sight of the public, we will seek that the name is accepted by the public as well," he said.
    The voting will run until April. As of Thursday, 1,157 votes have backed Norris, 74% of the total, leaving the runner-up "Maria Theresa Bridge" far behind with 8%.
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  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #2
    Nobody can cross the Chuck Norris bridge. The Chuck Norris bridge round house kicks people to the other side.
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • UtwigMU
      Super MURCer
      • Jul 2002
      • 5651

      #3
      What happens when Chuck Norris goes in overdraft on his bank account.
      - Bank calls him and apologizes.

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      • Technoid
        Super MURCer
        • Sep 1999
        • 7645

        #4
        After a string of grizzly deaths a street in Texas had to be renamed...

        Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • Umfriend
          Crabby Smurf
          • Mar 2001
          • 7308

          #5
          The one that I still think is the best goes something like "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice."
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          • Jessterw
            Style Master, Rtd.
            • Jul 2002
            • 4265

            #6
            Originally posted by Jammrock View Post
            Nobody can cross the Chuck Norris bridge. The Chuck Norris bridge round house kicks people to the other side.
            Continuing this...

            Boats don't go under the Chuck Norris bridge. The Chuck Norris bridge swallows and then spits them out.
            “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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            • Jammrock
              The Berserker
              • Aug 1999
              • 8661

              #7
              One of my buddies came up with these:

              Trolls are already signing up NOT to be assigned to the Chuck Norris bridge

              Local governments are planning to place cemeteries at both ends of the bridge because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

              Chuck Norris was onsite for the ground breaking ceremony. The bridge length had to be doubled as a result.
              “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
              –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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              • Jessterw
                Style Master, Rtd.
                • Jul 2002
                • 4265

                #8
                Originally posted by Jammrock View Post
                Chuck Norris was onsite for the ground breaking ceremony. The bridge length had to be doubled as a result.
                My mind went straight into the gutter with this one... The bridge can't be shorter than the man
                “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                • MultimediaMan
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 1905

                  #9
                  Chuck Norris went walking in public with an erection: there were no survivors.
                  Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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                  • Jammrock
                    The Berserker
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 8661

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jessterw View Post
                    My mind went straight into the gutter with this one... The bridge can't be shorter than the man
                    LOL... never thought of it that way. "ground breaking", as in widening the chasm, I think is more what the line is about.

                    The other way is pretty funny too.
                    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                    • cjolley
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 1999
                      • 7672

                      #11
                      Chuck
                      秋音的爸爸

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                      • Jammrock
                        The Berserker
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 8661

                        #12
                        “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                        –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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                        • Jessterw
                          Style Master, Rtd.
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 4265

                          #13


                          There's some other good ones on there too.
                          “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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