2 American tourists in Africa (joke)

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  • UtwigMU
    Super MURCer
    • Jul 2002
    • 5651

    #1

    2 American tourists in Africa (joke)

    Two American tourists are travelling through Africa. They get caught by Islamic fundamentalists who convict them to death. They ask the first one if he has any final requests before he is to be shot.

    He says: I'd like to listen to Justin Bieber CD which I have in my car before you shoot me.

    Then they ask the other one for his final requests. He says: Can you please shoot me before that.
  • Dr Mordrid
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    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

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