Squeezing breasts prevents cancer!

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  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #1

    Squeezing breasts prevents cancer!



    "Honey, this is for medical reasons"
    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."
  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #2
    We should all volunteer to be Designated Fondlers Squeezers to help improve our S/O's breast health - dosage is "often"
    Dr. Mordrid
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    An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

    I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      My girlfriend will NEVER get breast cancer if that's the case!
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #4
        I am a card-carrying paid-up member of the club. It's entirely altruistic, of course!
        FT.

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        • TransformX
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 2003
          • 4946

          #5
          If only Brad Pitt knew...
          "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism."

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          • Fat Tone
            Super MURCer
            • Aug 1999
            • 7579

            #6
            Somehow I don't think she would have settled for that.
            FT.

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