First woman on the moon (joke)

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  • UtwigMU
    Super MURCer
    • Jul 2002
    • 5651
    #1

    First woman on the moon (joke)

    Ripped this from friend's facebook. Dialogue between Houston and first woman on the moon:

    - Houston, we have a problem
    - What is it?
    - It doesn't matter, it's nothing
    - What is the problem?
    - Nothing!
    - State your problem?
    - I won't!
    - Please, state your problem.
    - You know too damn well, what the problem is!
    Last edited by UtwigMU; 5 November 2013, 09:13.
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    • Umfriend
      Crabby Smurf
      • Mar 2001
      • 7308
      #2
      Lol
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        • Jammrock
          The Berserker
          • Aug 1999
          • 8661
          #3
          LOL! Too true.
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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            • Dr Mordrid
              Moderator
              • Apr 2001
              • 26592
              #4
              Way too true. Gawd...
              Dr. Mordrid
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                • Brian Ellis
                  Super MURCer
                  • Sep 1999
                  • 9623
                  #5
                  One advantage of this woman on the moon:

                  She would make an atmosphere!
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                    • MultimediaMan
                      Super MURCer
                      • Sep 1999
                      • 1905
                      #6
                      In space, no can hear her bitch....
                      Hey, Donny! We got us a German who wants to die for his country... Oblige him. - Lt. Aldo Raine

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