F1: Mordor Grand Prix announced

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  • Rakido
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2000
    • 1313

    #1

    F1: Mordor Grand Prix announced

    BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.



    The deal to bring Formula One to the orc-rich land was facilitated by Ecclestone’s friend and business associate, the Witch-king of Angmar, who rubbished concerns over Mordor’s human rights record.

    He said: “Media accusations of mass surveillance, hobbit torture and secret armies of Uruk-Hai are unfounded and holding back tourism.
    "Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."

  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    "Formula 1 fan Tom Logan said: “This is great news for the sport. But everyone knows it’s still Nürburgring to rule them all.”"

    LOL
    FT.

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