Wrigley to make Viagra chewing gum

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  • Dr Mordrid
    Moderator
    • Apr 2001
    • 26592

    #1

    Wrigley to make Viagra chewing gum

    Some poor kid will get hold it and either get ill or have a 6 week stiffie.

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    Wrigley, maker of Juicy Fruit, Big Red and Doublemint gums, has received a patent for medicine-dispensing chewing gum. Their intention is to create a chewing gum with a dose of sildenafil citrate, better known by as Viagra.

    The gum would not only be easier on the stomach, it would work faster than Viagra’s little blue pill.

    In the patent application, Wrigley states that a man would need to chew the gum for two minutes about a half-hour prior to sex, according to the Chicago Sun-Times, which first reported the patent grant Thursday.
    Unless taken on an empty stomach, Viagra can take an hour or more to start working, according to manufacturer Pfizer.
    Dr. Mordrid
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  • Fat Tone
    Super MURCer
    • Aug 1999
    • 7579

    #2
    I don't imagine kids will be able to afford it!
    FT.

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    • Brian Ellis
      Super MURCer
      • Sep 1999
      • 9623

      #3
      A new meaning of the phrase to be "gummed up"!
      Brian (the devil incarnate)

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      • Dr Mordrid
        Moderator
        • Apr 2001
        • 26592

        #4
        Originally posted by Fat Tone View Post
        I don't imagine kids will be able to afford it!
        I'm assuming it'll be dads stash, like when they get into his magazines and supply of "balloons."
        Dr. Mordrid
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        • paulw
          Super MURCer
          • Sep 1999
          • 1026

          #5
          They'll sell a bucket load of this.
          paulw

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          • VJ
            Moderator
            • Mar 2001
            • 9733

            #6
            I hope it does not inspire practical jokes... "here, have a piece of gum...".
            pixar
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