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  • UtwigMU
    Super MURCer
    • Jul 2002
    • 5651
    #1

    Covid joke

    Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
    Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
    Judge: What happened then?
    Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.
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    • Dr Mordrid
      Moderator
      • Apr 2001
      • 26592
      #2
      Originally posted by UtwigMU View Post
      Judge: Explain what happened on that day?
      Female suspect: I came from work 2h earlier and I found my husband naked with our neighbour in our bedroom.
      Judge: What happened then?
      Female suspect: Then they both died of Covid-19.


      Given the way stats are being calculated, it's possible!
      Dr. Mordrid
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        • Umfriend
          Crabby Smurf
          • Mar 2001
          • 7308
          #3
          Lol
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            • VJ
              Moderator
              • Mar 2001
              • 9733
              #4
              From a cartoon in a Belgian newspaper:
              "I don't get why they have so many age-categories for the vaccination. At the rate they are vaccinating, everybody will be 65+ by the time they receive it."
              and
              "Vaccination in Belgium goes like a train: it has delays even before it started."
              pixar
              Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                • Umfriend
                  Crabby Smurf
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 7308
                  #5
                  I liked this one
                  https://www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2021/02/06...sukke-a4030732data67105159-0408b6.jpg
                  FOKKE & SUKKE
                  Get this with all zodiac signs

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