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OT: Joke time!!
Yo Momma is SOOOO Fat..
... When she dances she makes the band skip.
....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
....her ass has its own congressman.
....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
....her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
....they had to grease a door frame
and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get
her through.
....she has to iron her pants on the
driveway.
....when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes
crashing through the wall.
....she could sell shade.
....people jog around her for exercise.
....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
....when she turns around, people
throw her a welcome back party.
....her belly button doesn't have
lint, it has sweaters.
....she was walking down the street,
I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.
Ciao
... When she dances she makes the band skip.
....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
....her ass has its own congressman.
....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
....her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
....her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
....they had to grease a door frame
and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get
her through.
....she has to iron her pants on the
driveway.
....when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes
crashing through the wall.
....she could sell shade.
....people jog around her for exercise.
....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
....when she turns around, people
throw her a welcome back party.
....her belly button doesn't have
lint, it has sweaters.
....she was walking down the street,
I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.
Ciao
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