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    iLoo....

    Washington Times:

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/busin...7-67199014.htm
    There soon will be one less place to go to escape the World Wide Web.

    Microsoft plans to introduce the iLoo, a portable toilet with Internet access, at music festivals in Britain this summer.

    The iLoo, also called the "WWW.C," will feature a high-powered computer sitting under the sink, with a waterproof, wireless keyboard, a plasma monitor, and six-channel surround sound. Computer users will be able to surf the Internet via a wireless network.

    It's part of a publicity campaign by MSN, Microsoft's online service, to show that the Internet can be accessed "anytime and anyplace."


    Dr. Mordrid
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    Crap!
    Now we have to wait for the guy to finish surfing before he reliquishes his throne.
    Imagine the line ups when everyone is spending half an hour on the potty.
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    • #3
      Like we need more porn in the bathroom anyways! That's why there's a magazine rack.
      Titanium is the new bling!
      (you heard from me first!)

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      • #4
        the last bastion of analog newspapers has fallen...

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        • #5
          Hehe, heard of this erlier this week, thought it was a crappy idea then, Still think its an exceptionally crappy Idea
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • #6
            Uhm, I wonder how long these high powered computers and plasma monitors remain inside the loo for
            When you own your own business you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Taz
              Uhm, I wonder how long these high powered computers and plasma monitors remain inside the loo for
              In fact there might be a security guard in the loo

              Anyway, I wonder if there is a webcam?
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              • #8
                Only in the womens version

                Dr. Mordrid
                Dr. Mordrid
                ----------------------------
                An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

                I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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                • #9
                  Well imagine using that keybord, knowing someone with unwashed hands might have used it before you. @_@.

                  Lapptop at home for personal use even at toilet, yes, but public toilet user interface, no. At least not untill speech recognition get's there.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                    Only in the womens version

                    Dr. Mordrid
                    Trojan trojan trojan trojan
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                    • #11
                      Well I always associated MS with taking a dump any way....so it makes perfect sense

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Dr Mordrid
                        Only in the womens version

                        Dr. Mordrid
                        I can be the guard for that thing for FREE.

                        As for the men's version, ask SpiralDragon

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                        • #13
                          I don't think it would survive ONE day at a local festivitys
                          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by UtwigMU
                            Well imagine using that keybord, knowing someone with unwashed hands might have used it before you. @_@.
                            Exactly.

                            Lapptop at home for personal use even at toilet, yes, but public toilet user interface, no. At least not untill speech recognition get's there.
                            Right on.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by UtwigMU
                              Well imagine using that keybord, knowing someone with unwashed hands might have used it before you. @_@.
                              "Hey, why are the keys sticky?"

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