Free FSAA on G400, others!

[SunDriedGrapes]

It's true! Totally free FSAA on any chipset, with full backward compatibility with all your lame old computer games! Here's how you can achieve this wondrous breakthrough in 3D graphics, which some consider worth an addition $150 on their GFX board's price tag!

Step one: Look at the monitor, sans SDG's Patented Free FSAA(tm).

Step two: Take your glasses off.

Step three: Gasp in amazement at the incredible 3Dfx-style Blur-o-vision. Fu-tur-istic!

That is all.

This product is shareware. After a 21 day evaluation period, you must re-don your glasses or send me £20.

[uberlad]

I don't wear glasses, will I still be able to purchase the FSAA system?

Or will I also ned to purchase the special 'Tequila' module, to make it compatible with non-glasses systems?

Uberlad

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8 out of 10 women say they would feel no qualms about hitting a man.
5 out of 10 referred to me by name.

[Joel]

For those that don't wear glasses you can achieve the same thing by smearing a thin coat of vasaline all over your monitor screen.

Joel

[Maggi]

Thanx for that hint Joel, works also on my contact lenses ...

Now for real free FSAA set your gaming resolution to 1024x768x32bpp and play on your TV !!!

TV Standard resolutions are 720x576 PAL & 720x486 NTSC ... the G400 scales the digital signal down and outputs the smoothest pic to your big screen (TV).



Cheers,
Maggi

PS: SunDriedGrapes ... you also now have depth of field for free !!!
just move your head back and forth and see the sharpness-point moving ...

[Greebe]

I'd rather apply it to my glasses, than me monitor

Don't forget the "Yukon-O-Vision" alternative

[Brian R.]

I bought this great product which fits over the monitor. It's like a magnifier and makes my 15" monitor look like a 30" projection screen. You can see it down the block. Great

[paulcs]

I hold my breath and spin around and around until the jaggies go way.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[The PIT]

You can also get the same effect after a few hours at your local boozer. There is also a sideways rocking motion also thrown in. This is ideal for playing Navel simulations and you can get the full effect of being in the north atlantic with a force 11 gale. I believe 3dfx are going to include this in there Voodoo 7500 and called it the budwiser buffer. A free sea sickness bag will be include in each box.

[SunDriedGrapes]

This is true, but the revolutionary Budweiser Buffer^1 equipped VooDoo7500 will require its own independent power supply. The board (a snip at $2500) will come complete with its own diesel-powered electrical generator (which will play the Prodigy's eponymous rave-anthem each time you try and load anything under glide. All of it).

The SunDriedGrapes Free FSAA System(tm), on the other hand, is extremely efficient and totally reversible - just look at the myriad interested customers above. This fine product is easily worth the paltry £30 registration fee!

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20 days of your 21 day trial period remain.
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^1 Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

[uberlad]

A. Because it's F****** close to water.

A small czech company has allowed me to test their new 'Ansinthe' effects module, which not only gives very effective FSAA but other graphical effects including colour cycling, tunnel effects and eventual belief that you 'are' the game.

At least that's what I remembered when I woke up.......

Uberlad

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8 out of 10 women say they would feel no qualms about hitting a man.
5 out of 10 referred to me by name.