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**cjolley** · 8 July 1999, 06:50

Laugh On Line
chuck

**Helevitia** · 8 July 1999, 07:08

Lolligaging Over Lollipops

Actually:

Laughing Out Loud
Lots Of Laughter
Laugh Out Loud

Dave

**Jorden** · 8 July 1999, 07:15

want a hard one?

ROFLMAO = Roll On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLMHO = exchange Ass for Head
ROFL = must be easy now

<--- that's harder !!

Jorden

**Jorden** · 8 July 1999, 07:22

Better yet... here's the list....

> CHAT TERMS
>
> Chat term: BBFN.............Bye Bye for now
> Chat term: BEG..............Big evil grin
> Chat term: BF...............Boy friend
> Chat term: BSG..............Big silly grin
> Chat term: DLTBBB...........Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
> Chat term: DK ..............Don't Know
> Chat term: EMSG.............E-mail MeSsaGe
> Chat term: FYI..............For Your Information
> Chat term: G................Grin
> Chat term: GF...............Girl Friend
> Chat term: GFN..............Gone For Now
> Chat term: GHM..............God Help Me
> Chat term: GHP .............Good Hand Paqrtner
> Chat term: GHY..............God Help You
> Chat term: GSM..............God Save Me
> Chat term: GMBO ............Giggling My Butt Off
> Chat term: GMTA ............Great Minds Think Alike
> Chat term: GTSY ............Glad To See You
> Chat term: H&K's ..........Hugs and Kisses
> Chat term: HABU ............Have A Better 'Un
> Chat term: HAGN ............Have A Good Night
> Chat term: HAGU ............Have A Good 'Un
> Chat term: HHIS ............Hanging Head In Shame
> Chat term: IC ..............I See
> Chat term: IGP..............I Gotta Pee
> Chat term: IMO ............In My Opinion
> Chat term: IMHO ...........In My Humble Opinion
> Chat term: IRL .............In Real Life
> Chat term: IWALY ...........I Will Always Love You
> Chat term: JK ..............Just Kidding
> Chat term: JMO .............Just My Opinion
> Chat term: JTLYK ...........Just To Let You Know
> Chat term: KIT .............Keep In Touch
> Chat term: KOTC.............Kiss On The Cheek
> Chat term: KOTL ............Kiss On The Lips
> Chat term: L8R .............Later
> Chat term: L8R G8R .........Later 'Gator
> Chat term: LHM .............Lord Help Me
> Chat term: LHY .............Lord Help You
> Chat term: LHU .............Lord Help Us
> Chat term: LMAO ............Laughing My Ass Off
> Chat term: LMHO ............Laughing My Head Off
> Chat term: LOL .............Lots of Laughing/Lots of Love/Laughing out
> Loud
> Chat term: LSHMBIB .........Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
> Chat term: LTNS ............Long Time No See
> Chat term: LTM .............Laughing To Myself
> Chat term: LYWAMH...........Love You With All My Heart
> Chat term: LY ..............Love You/Love Ya
> Chat term: Moof ............To be disconect from server
> Chat term: NP ..............No Problem
> Chat term: OIC .............Oh, I See
> Chat term: OL .............Old lady
> Chat term: OM ..............Old Man
> Chat term: OTTOMH ..........Off The Top Of My Head
> Chat term: PDS ............Please Don't Shoot
> Chat term: PM ............Private Message
> Chat term: PMFJI ..........Pardon Me For Jumping In
> Chat term: PMP .............Peed My Pants
> Chat term: POAHF ...........Put On A Happy Face
> Chat term: poof ............left the chatroom in a puff of smoke
> Chat term: PTB .............Powers That Be
> Chat term: QSL .............Reply (adopted from HAM Radio jargon)
> Chat term: QSO .............Conversation (adopted from HAM Radio
> ............................jargon)
> Chat term: QT ..............Cutie/Q-Tip
> Chat term: ROTFL............Rolling On The Floor Laughing
> Chat term: ROTFLMAO......... " ...My Ass Off
> Chat term: ROTFLMAOAY....... " ...At You
> Chat term: ROTFLMAOAUTS..... " ...And Unable To Speak
> Chat term: ROTFLMAOWTIME.... " ...With Tears In My Eyes
> Chat term: ROTFLMBHO........ " ...Laughing My Bloody Head Off
> Chat term: RTSM ............Read The Stupid Manual!
> Chat term: SFETE ...........Smiling From Ear To Ear
> Chat term: SHID ............Slaps Head In Disgust
> Chat term: SO .............Significant Other
> Chat term: SWAK ............Sealed With A Kiss
> Chat term: SWALK ...........Sealed With A Loving Kiss
> Chat term: SWL..............Screaming With Laughter
> Chat term: SYS .............See You Soon
> Chat term: TA ..............Thanks Again
> Chat term: TOY .............Thinking Of You
> Chat term: TOYWL............ " ...With Love
> Chat term: TOYWLOL.......... " ...Lots of Love
> Chat term: TTFN.............Ta Ta For Now
> Chat term: TTYL.............Talk To You Later
> Chat term: TY...............Thank you
> Chat term: VBG .............Very Big Grin
> Chat term: WB...............Welcome Back
> Chat term: WTH .............Who/,What the Heck/,Hell?
> Chat term WTG .............Way To Go
> Chat term: YBS .............You'll be Sorry
> Chat term: YWC .............Your WelCome
>
> EMOTION ICONS
>
> Faces:
>
> :-| ~~~~~~Ambivalent, Unmoved, Indifferent
> O:-) ~~~~~~Angel with Halo
> >:-( ~~~~~~Angry, Unimpressed
> |-I ~~~~~~Asleep
> (: ): ~~~~~~Band Aid
> :-{} ~~~~~~Blowing a Kiss
> |-O ~~~~~~Bored, Yawning
> :-C ~~~~~~Bummed Out
> :-( ) ~~~~~~Can't Stop Talking, Big Mouth
> :'-( ~~~~~~Crying (Sad Tears)
> :'-) ~~~~~~Crying (Happy Tears)
> :-9 ~~~~~~Delicious/Yummy
> <:*) ~~~~~~Clowning Around
> :-) ~~~~~~Happy Face
> :-( ~~~~~~Unhappy Face
> ;-) ~~~~~~Cheeky/Flirtatious/Joking Grin
> :-> ~~~~~~Devilish Grin
> ;-> ~~~~~~Irony/Light Sarcasm
> >:-> ~~~~~~Really Devilish Grin/Remark
> >;-> ~~~~~~Lewd/Suggestive
> >:-@ ~~~~~~ Angry and Screaming
> :-@ ~~~~~~ Screaming
> :-P ~~~~~~ Poking Out Your Tongue
> :*) ~~~~~~Happy Drunk
> :*( ~~~~~~Sad Drunk
> %-6 ~~~~~~Exhausted/Brain dead
> <:-( ~~~~~~Concerned
> %-) ~~~~~~Too Many Hours In Front Of The Computer Screen
> :-D ~~~~~~Very Big Enthusiastic Smile
> :-B ~~~~~~Bucky Beaver Teeth/What's up Doc?
> :-\ ~~~~~~Undecided
> :-O ~~~~~~Shocked/Uh Oh!/
> <:-O ~~~~~~Surprised
> <:-| ~~~~~~Dunce
> :-X ~~~~~~My Lips are Sealed
> :-& ~~~~~~Tongue-tied
> :~/ ~~~~~~Mixed-up/Confused
> {{{{{{ }}}}}}~~~~~~Hugs
> ****** ~~~~~~Kisses
> \~/ ~~~~~~Full Glass
> \_/ ~~~~~~Empty Glass
> &&&& ~~~~~~Pretzels
> (_!_) ~~~~~~Moonie
> @)}->-->-- ~~~~~~Rose
> ^5 ~~~~~~High Five
> :-(/................ ~~~~~~Sad with Tears
> :-)/................ ~~~~~~Happy with Tears
> :-)L/............... ~~~~~~Laughing so hard I have tears running down my
> face
>
> This is also a way to use your
> abbreviations
>
> *L* ~~~~~~ Laugh
> *LOL* ~~~~~~ Laugh Out Loud
> *LMAO* ~~~~~~ Laughing My Ass Off
> *LMFAO* ~~~~~~ Laughing My F-ing Ass Off
> *ROFLMAO* ~~~~~~ Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
> *ROFLMAOWPMP* ~~~~~~ Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing
> My Pants
> *S* ~~~~~~ Smile
> *BS* ~~~~~~ Big Smile
> *VBS*~~~~~~ Very Big Smile
> *G* ~~~~~~ Grin
> *WG* ~~~~~~ Wicked Grin
> *EG* ~~~~~~ Evil Grin
> *GFETE*~~~~~~ Grinning From Ear To Ear
> *WL* ~~~~~~ Wicked Laugh
> *KOTC*~~~~~~ Kiss On The Cheek
> J/K ~~~~~~ Just kidding
>
> Nasties
>
> BREAST
>
> (o)(o)~~~~~~ Perfect breasts
> ( + )( + )~~~~~~ Fake silicone breasts
> (*)(*)~~~~~~ High nipple breasts
> (@)(@)~~~~~~ Big nipple breasts
> oo ~~~~~~ A cups
> { O }{ O }~~~~~~ D cups
> (oYo) ~~~~~~ Wonder bra breasts
> ( ^)( ^)~~~~~~ Cold breasts
> (o)(O) ~~~~~~ Lopsided breasts
> (Q)(Q) ~~~~~~ Pierced breasts
> (p)(p) ~~~~~~ Breasts w/hanging tassels
> ( )(o) ~~~~~~ Bitten by a vampire breasts
> \o/\o/ ~~~~~~ Grandma's breasts
> ( - )( - )~~~~~~ Flat against the shower door breasts
> < o < o ~~~~~~ Electric shock breasts
> |o| |o| ~~~~~~ Android breasts
> (/)(o) ~~~~~~ Scratched breasts
> (%)(o) ~~~~~~ Extra nipple breasts
> ($)($) ~~~~~~ Jenny McCarthy's breasts
> (^o)(o) ~~~~~~ Zit on your breast
> ( o Y o )~~~~~~ Poses for playboy magazine breasts
>
> BUTTS
>
> (_!_)~~~~~~ a regular ass
> (__!__)~~~~~~ a fat ass
> (!) ~~~~~~ a tight ass
> (_._)~~~~~~ a flat ass
> (_^_)~~~~~~ a bubble ass
> (_*_)~~~~~~ a sore ass
> (_!__)~~~~~~ a lop-sided ass
> {_!_}~~~~~~ a swishy ass
> (_o_)~~~~~~ an ass that's been around
> (_O_)~~~~~~ an ass that's been around even more
> (_x_)~~~~~~ kiss my ass
> (_X_)~~~~~~ leave my ass alone
> (_zzz_)~~~~~~ a tired ass
> (_o^o_)~~~~~~ a wise ass
> (_13_)~~~~~~ an unlucky ass
> (_$_)~~~~~~ Money coming out of his ass
> (_?_)~~~~~~ Dumb ass

Jorden

**Hunsow** · 8 July 1999, 07:22

I don't get a hard... Oh now I get it.

**Jorden** · 8 July 1999, 07:28

sometimes I wonder if you're really 30+ Hunsow...

J.

**Hunsow** · 8 July 1999, 07:32

That's because you never saw my bald head.

**Jorden** · 8 July 1999, 07:45

Hmmmm, how about posting a picture then?? Or are all flashes bouncing off your bold head & causing the pictures to fluke???

Jorden.

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It's got a PIII-450, 256 Mb RAM, a G200 with PD5.13.020, and something that makes the music.
It also wears with great proud the BB's Medal, "Defending us in war & peace", a medal made of tin foil on cardboard ....

My age? 29... I expect a card from all of you on October 2nd !!
ICQ#9103941 (Auth. needed)

**Ghydda** · 8 July 1999, 07:52

Geeezzh

This sure is paying of. Maybe too well, couz how am I going to fit all that into my 768 byte RAM*, maybe I'll create a swabfile in the splint and access it over my backbone.

Thanx

Ghydda

* RAM -> RarelyAccessableMemory

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A slowly desintegrating nobody with an AMD K6-2 350@3.5x110 on a ASUS P5A with 256MB Memorycard PC100, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC Burner, Plextor 40Max, SBlive Value SBLive with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 16MB SD

**Ghydda** · 8 July 1999, 07:55

Geeezzh

This sure is paying of. Maybe too well, couz how am I going to fit all that into my 768 byte RAM*, maybe I'll create a swabfile in the splint and access it over my backbone.

Thanx

Ghydda

* RAM -> RarelyAccessableMemory

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A slowly desintegrating nobody with an AMD K6-2 350@3.5x110 on a ASUS P5A with 256MB Memorycard PC100, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC Burner, Plextor 40Max, SBlive Value SBLive with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 16MB SD

**merchant2** · 8 July 1999, 07:56

OM if you think for one min im going to memorize that list YOOYFM (your out of your fuc*ing mind)becuase i don't like to RTSM. J/K so POAHF BBFN BEG

oh i give up its getting old fast trying to use the stupid chat terms.

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Waiting for g400 to show up, while i go slowly insane. I don't have a warped mind do i?

noel

**Jorden** · 8 July 1999, 08:43

Hmmm, did anyone say you have to memorize the above list?? Am I going to give y'all a test next Friday??

Noel, how about a copy & paste to your Wordpad or other txt-editor more capable of large txts like the above??

Jorden, teaching.

**Ghydda** · 8 July 1999, 09:30

A test Mr. Teacher, Sir?

How lovely, I have one request thou!

Make it a multiple choice test, like this:

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What does YATSTGTO stand for?

(1) Spoon
(2) You Are To Stupid To Guess This One
(3) Car

This test was brought to You by TJTT (The Jorden Teaching Team)
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Ghydda

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A slowly desintegrating nobody with an AMD K6-2 350@3.5x110 on a ASUS P5A with 256MB Memorycard PC100, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC Burner, Plextor 40Max, SBlive Value SBLive with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 16MB SD

**Whisper** · 8 July 1999, 20:06

You are a sick puppy Jorden.

Then again I am not any better, I know most of those abbreviations without the explantions.

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