Lied to Again!

[M Ragsdale]

nope, I am not pissed off at all, Like I told you before, you are just like a backed-up toilet. What do we do with those? We piss on 'em. BTW for your information a toilet is to us what the street is to you.

Rags

[tylau]

Why dont U JUST jerk OFF! MOTHERsuckER
it is like a toilet to me, as your mum to u.

[This message has been edited by tylau (edited 08-07-99).]

[tylau]

wow!!! nice dictionary here it got!
Excuse me, can I add the word "Ragsdale" to it?

[M Ragsdale]

Hehehe, you pretty funny, you funny fo hours on end.

[ManojMahtani]

Tylau,

I never knew you had such a small DICtionary. You don't know english very well do you?

Regards
NotManoj

[Slartibartfast]

hellho.

my name is being tylau and i am spelingk very wrongly.

i don';t no twoi much eng-leesh but t hat is ok because i have nothing improtsent to say! i am just tugging my small pee-nis looking at picthuerses of nkked boys and animals and pretending some of the other posters are them!

i am nasty stupid pedophile flamer basterd ficker! named tylau with bad grammer!

- Tylau (or Slartibartfast, depending)

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I used to be a guy named Gurm. I used to have a signature. But that's all gone now. Now, my name is Ash... and I am a slave.

[tylau]

motherfuccsing cloner, do u have anymore to say before shut up, and leave. END OF DISCUSSION, may your dick is really larger than mine.

So what, little bastard, do I have to teach u english and how to spell u name properly b4 u take your drugs?

[M Ragsdale]

Who is the friendliest guy in town? Tylau!, That's Who!
And a rinky dinky doo!

Man, Hong Kong Phooey, you are making friends everywhere.

Rags


[This message has been edited by M Ragsdale (edited 08-10-1999).]

[Slartibartfast]

Let's break this down, shall we?

motherfuccsing cloner,

I'm not entirely certain how to go about fuccsing a mother, but I'm sure it isn't nice. Try to clear up your badly spelled potty mouth, imbecile.

do u have anymore to say before shut up, and leave.

I have lots more to say. Who would you like to shut up and leave? Me? You? Some third party previously not mentioned? Sentences in English need to have a subject and a verb. Yours has no subject, so therefore we must assume you are talking about yourself. Yes, please do shut up and leave, we would appreciate it.

END OF DISCUSSION,

I wish. He keeps talking for another paragraph or so...

may your dick is really larger than mine.

Either he's trying to bless me in true Islamic style "may your dick always be large, my friend" or he's contemplating that my dick really IS larger than his "maybe your dick..." but either way he has made assumptions about my gender. In addition, presuming that I do in fact have a dick, he is assuming that I like to compare it to others. I don't.

So what, little bastard,

Make up your mind? Are you complimenting my manhood or trying to denigrate it? I don't have all day to interpret your pidgin half-assed attempt at humor.

do I have to teach u english

Lord, no! Please don't! I'd never get a job again!

and how to spell u name properly

Err... I am perfectly capable of spelling Slartibartfast. And Gurm. And Ash. (Come on, she-bitch... let's party!)

b4 u take your drugs?

Drugs? When did drugs enter this? Oh, I see... you are on drugs. That would explain your attitude and poor spelling. It's ok, there are twelve-step programs. One of them is available at:

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

In short, go curl up and die you third-world, illiterate, chemically-altered, drug-dependent, wet-brained, fetal-alcohol-syndrome-induced motherfuccsing (sic) pusswad.

There, I'm done now.

- Slarty


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I used to be a guy named Gurm. I used to have a signature. But that's all gone now. Now, my name is Ash... and I am a slave.


[This message has been edited by Slartibartfast (edited 08-08-99).]

[This message has been edited by Slartibartfast (edited 08-08-99).]

[MACKJ]

Hey Slartibartfast!!
Can I send you my drycleaning bill for causing me to piss myself laughing?
I've now got a great idea on a sig "may your dick always be large"
But seriously ;0 it's important to remember that some people don't care what kind of attention they recieve as long as someone notices their pathetic miserable existence. Could Tylau and Tombman be one and the same? I agree that we can't let this type of ignorant negativity go unanswered, but you know the saying "when you argue with a fool, chances are he is doing the same". Humour may be the only thing that will end all his drivel Thanks for the bellylaugh
John

[StevieC]

Ash - you went through all that effort for tylau? You must have been bored! Anyway, good post! and may your dick always be large... I think tylau is just fantasising there...

[Slartibartfast]

I'm glad to see my post had the desired effect. Although I admit to sometimes getting caught up in these little flamewars, I try more often than not to be funny about it. I've found that the idiots will argue forever but once everyone is LAUGHING at them, they run away or start to cry. Just like in Grade School.

- Slarty

P.S. I somehow don't think I'll put "may your dick always be large" in my .sig, I might offend the delicate sensibilities of the ladies.

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I used to be a guy named Gurm. I used to have a signature. But that's all gone now. Now, my name is Ash... and I am a slave.

[merchant2]

ash, LOL that is all.

tylau, you lose badly to Slartibartfast (ash)

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Noel C Ridge Jr.(im tired and boared but i go on.(my friends think im nuts, i keep telling them im just insane.)

[tish]

yup, and I'm pretty sure tylau is laughing his stocks off right now...

hehe it's obvious he's fooling around with you guys, and making it one of the funniest threads in this group.


And a rinky dinky doo!




Cheers,
Fish.

[mragsdale]

Rags