Fun thread of the week, with some erotica!!

[Jorden]

Okay, here goes for some of you who love stripping:

<A HREF="http://www.geekerotica.com/culture/erotica/erotocam.html" TARGET="_blank">See her get naked </A>

And for you who loved those dancing hamsters, here's a sick one:

<A HREF="http://www.jesusdance.com" TARGET="_blank">Jesusdance??</A>

For those of you with a morbid feeling here's a disected Furby:

<A HREF="http://www.phobe.com/furby/" TARGET="_blank">Furby is dead</A>

Anti Windows98?? Or Anti Bill Gates??

<A HREF="http://www.ihatewindows98.com/enter.html" TARGET="_blank">Win98</A>

<A HREF="http://www.ihatebillgates.com/" TARGET="_blank">Bill Gates</A>

And for those willing to find the meaning of the right numbers:

<A HREF="http://www.h2g2.com" TARGET="_blank">Guidance</A>

Jorden.

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Holly is all I Love&Need !!
And some food and drink till she gets here...
Who has an abundance of Airmiles for Holly(Berri) ??

[Ghydda]

Way to go Jorden!!!

That Furby page is a real treat!

All I got to offer is good old text jokes.

Something to think about
Today's woman puts on wigs, fake eyelashes ,false fingernails,
sixteen pounds of assorted make-up/shadows/blushes/creams,
living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious,
has implants and assorted other surgeries,
then complains that she cannot find a "real" man.


After attending a party for his boss, the life of the
party was nursing a king-sized hangover and asked his
wife, "What the heck happened?"

"As usual, you made an fool of yourself in front of
your boss." replied the wife.

"Piss on him!" answered the husband.

"You did," said the wife, "and he fired you."

"Well, screw him." said the husband.

"I did, and you go back to work on monday."


Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the
   whole chicken.

[Ghydda]

Oh boy, there ain't much happening here. Must be something good on the tube, I'll go tjeck....

....nope....

I'm bored....

Zzzzzzzzzz........

[Electric Amish]

Ok, here are some for our British friends...

Sports Quotes from England

"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan,who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman)

"Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" (David Coleman)

"Once Tony Daley opens his legs you've got a problem." (Howard Wilkinson)

"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker)

After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." (Bobby Robson)

"And with an alphabetical irony, Nigeria follows New Zealand." (David Coleman)

On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country." (Ian Rush)

"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand." (Ted Lowe)

"Ah! Isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter)

Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry. What chance do you think Germany has of getting through? Terry Venables: "I think it's 50-50."

"We actually got the winner three minutes from the end, but then they equalised." (Ian McNail)

"I never comment on referees, and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat." (Ron Atkinson)

"I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." (Frank Bruno)

"There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes." (David Coleman)

"There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman)

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker)

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." (Stuart Pearce)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)

"There have been injuries and deaths in boxing, but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

"Watch the time. It gives you an indication of how fast they are running." (Ron Pickering)

"Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers." (Murray Walker)

"A brain Scan revealed that Andrew Caddick is not suffering from stress fracture of the shin." (Jo Sheldon)

"The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation." (Ron Pickering)

"That's inches away from being millimetre perfect." (Ted Lowe)

"Bobby Gould thinks I'm trying to stab him in the back. In fact I'm right behind him." (Stuart Pearson)

"I'll fight Lloyd Honeyghan for nothing if the price is right." (Marlon Starling)

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." (Terry Venables)

"I can't tell who's leading. It's either Oxford or Cambridge."(John Snagge - Boat Race between Oxford and Cambridge)

"The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests, is absolutely round." (Tony Crozier)

[Dilitante1]

> >A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub .
> >They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
> >Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage
> >three flies landed in each of their pints,
> >and were stuck in the thick head.
> >The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
> >The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and
> >continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
> >The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink,
> >held it out over the beer and then started yelling,
> >"SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU B@STARD!!!!"

and...
> > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say "f*ck"? Get
> > > another
> > > sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

yes I was bored too...;-)

[Sprocket]

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[This message has been edited by Sprocket (edited 08-12-1999).]

[Wombat]

Hey Sprocket.
I'm sure that's a nice picture, but the rest of us can't seen into your C:\ drive.

-Wombat

[Zwisch]

... i have to admit that this is one of the nicest blank picture I've seen in a long time!!

[Jorden]

That's the LOL of it guys...

[Colin Morey]

and that cute 'lil cross in the top corner, exquisite, baby, exquisite.


Colin

[HollyBerri]

Oh, man, I can't even see the cross!! I only get a very nice question mark over the generic pic icon....how bad does that suck...?

BRB...gotta hop a plane to Holland so I can torture Jorden into telling me how he does those little borders and underlining and crap. No, no, I don't care if any of the rest of you want to tell me, it's 'carnage and torture night' on the motub Hour...and really, when you think about it, who better?

Why, no, Doctor, I'm not violent, don't be silly...!

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the once and future motub

[SCompRacer1]

This post is kinda like having sex in the sand, you don't want to stop but you have too!

LOL!!

[Jorden]

Dear Carnagian....

To underline... use "<u> text </u>"
Bold and that other thing you know....
To put a link in your thread use "<A HREF="http://www.myserver.com" TARGET="_blank">LINK!</A>" .... it's underlined then and you can add a at the end and then it's boxed....

Your humble Jorden.

P.S: please go to edit (above) and see how it's done.... The LINK! doesn't work !!

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Holly is all I Love&Need !!
And some food and drink till she gets here...
Who has an abundance of Airmiles for Holly(Berri) ??

[HollyBerri]

Gods, I <u>love</u> a well-trained male.... (aha! it needs these "<" instead of brackets!!!)

I'll tell you what italics are called if you tell me what "<" &/or ">" is called...

Oh look, the pic is fixed...for what it's worth...

I think I liked imagining it more...

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motub the carnivorous



[This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-12-1999).]

[SCompRacer1]

What, is someone angry, in "rage"???




[This message has been edited by SCompRacer1 (edited 08-12-1999).]