Tylau's Revenge, Part Deux

[ALBPM]

Dung-Fu (Wu Broke Wind) 31 ICBM

Range - 7,500 Miles plus or minus 7,000 miles
Warhead - Single 2.5 Megaton Wonton or Three 90 kiloton Wonton
Engine - Three stage Solid Yak Dung Propellant
Guidance - Three Blind Mice or one volunteer to ride the missle Slim Pickens style
C.E.P. - 50% OF PERSONEL IN LESS THAN 300 METER RADIUS WILL BE COVERED WITH LEFTOVER WONTONS AND RESIDUAL YAK DUNG.

NUMBER DEPLOYED

CHINA = (DEVELOPMENT)

According to defense sources, China will test her new nuclear weapons design capacity by the end of July 1999. The Chinese Army Second Artillery Corp. is planning to test launch their latest Dung-Fu (Wu Broke Wind) 31 missile in celebration of the 1949 take over of China by Mao. The DF-31 is reported to be able to deliver three, newly developed, lightweight, 90 Kiloton Wonton warheads to any target in America, eggrolls are extra.

( Take Out Anyone??)

Paul



[This message has been edited by ALBPM (edited 08-18-1999).]

[JakeFidel]

What was that all about? I saw the 100s of posts, which seems to be a hack job on the site. What caused someone to do this?

Jay

[PurpleHaze]

Really neat graphics cards.

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Ami Y. Koriuchi - foxyviolet@hotmail.com
Asus P2B 1010 - P3-500
256MB 6NS
70 GB of 10k RPM SCSI UW style.
Still waiting like a militia member in a Texas compound for the G400's to come to Earth.
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How-about-a-nice-game-of-chess?

[Buuri]

Jay, are you DJ or some other bully in disguise? Nobody is that curious.. hmm..

(<a href="http://forums.gagames.com/forums/Forum109/HTML/003513.html">here too</a>)

B

[This message has been edited by Buuri (edited 08-18-1999).]

[PurpleHaze]

<grins>
Cynicism can move mountains, Holly. :P

Thanks.

*phz.


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Ami Y. Koriuchi - foxyviolet@hotmail.com
Asus P2B 1010 - P3-500
256MB 6NS
70 GB of 10k RPM SCSI UW style.
Still waiting like a militia member in a Texas compound for the G400's to come to Earth.
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How-about-a-nice-game-of-chess?

[JakeFidel]

I guess this all started when I said I know Djroberts. I feel like I walked into something. He told me he was on this board, I bought my G400 and came to the board to see what people were saying. I saw the flaming post with his account name mentioned and announced that I knew him. I'll talk to him today, but I'm EXTREMELY curious why people keep asking if I'm him, and a little confused about what's going on here on this board. PLEASE, fill me in.

Jay

[HollyBerri]

Jay, I sympathize with your confusion.

It seems that the consensus is that it is not our place to fill you in about this, for all the various reasons that various people posting right now might feel that way.

Please ask DJ when you see him, or search through the archives and piece the story together for yourself.

But please don't beg any more....some of us are already on short patience, and it's just asking for trouble. Trust me.

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the once and future motub

[JakeFidel]

I talked to him. It's not something I care to get invovled in. I do find this Nuke thing very interesting though.

Jay

[Jorden]

Dr. Jekyll and mr. Hyde, Buuri.

But at least I love to have such a missile landing here, Paul.. Need some furtilizer for my garden. Is it guaranteed that the damn cats stay out of my garden then as wel??

Jorden.


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[HollyBerri]

Ooooh, PurpleHaze! Nice shot! Ouch! or, as we say in my neighborhood, "I'm scared of that!!!"

Always nice to welcome a new attitude with a sharp and deadly tongue....

....what??....that <u>was</u> a friendly "welcome in"!....well, I consider it a compliment!!!....oh go away...!

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the once and future motub

[Jorden]

Holly, dear,

Okay, I've shown you how to love us, love a Hasselhof and <u>love someone</u> but aren't you going overboard by now?? (kick)...

Jorden.


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[Helmchen2000]

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and ty%&§!° went down again

Helmchen