OK, It's been a Tense Week, so let's lighten it up a bit

[motub]

Well, it wasn't much easier than moving to the Netherlands Antilles....

But it certainly will be more interesting...

I love you, Jorden. (You don't think I'd do something like this for just anyone, do you?)

Invitations will be forthcoming when available.

Do you think this qualifies us for a free G400? ...."Matrox brought us together...! It was their stunning visual quality (not to mention the bump-mapping...)"

If this thread is any indication, it's not like we *won't* do advertising...!

Congratulate us!


[and how'd you do that underline??]

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Holly



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[Jorden]

I Love YOU Holly,

and about the G400... hmmm, who's doing the live bump-mapping here???

I think they'll give us 2 G400-MAX's, just so we name our son MAX.... lol, have we got them fooled???

But err Haig, MikeyA, what do you propose???

Jorden & Holly

[motub]

I don't think they'll answer...I think you scared everyone away, rampaging about...


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Holly

[Jorden]

There's always G400's with our pictures on it... collecter's items....

[ALBPM]

Oh! NO! I started a Fun Thread and now Holly and Jorden are getting Married!!!

It's too early for me to figure out if all this is real. But just in case!!!!!!!!!!!!



Pauly

[Wombat]

Wow, I'm 72.73% not-all-there

[Joelg]

I think they now need to create a new sub forum called Love Connections.

Joel

[ALBPM]

Father Joel, are you going to conduct the Wedding Service??????

Paul

[Matrox]

Greetings lovebirds,

Matrox will donate a G400 Max and a G400 Maxime to the newlyweds.

Let it be known that is NOT "just a video card" anymore

Haig

[neo]

At the risk of showing my ignorance, what does STFU stand for heheeh :P

-neo

[Jorden]

Thanks guys and especially Haig

I'm off for a few days, you think you can handle these fori by yourselves??

Matt, please wait with crossing the magic 1000 posts till Tuesday, when I get back... where I'm going there's no WWW, yet !!

Greets all, kiss to Holly,

Jorden.


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Love is all we Need...

P3-450, P2B (Bios 1010), MGA-G200 OEM (BIOS 2.6), 10.8Gb Fujitsu HDD (2 partitions, 6.5 and 4.3 Gb), WD 4.5Gb HDD, E-Tech 56kflex Cyberbullet modem (flashed V.90), PnP32 SoundBlaster, LS-120 internal, 12 speed CD-ROM
MS Gamepad, 120 Watt Thrust Speakers, Connection to my Sony Stereo Tower, about 50 original games and 300 assorted CD-Roms.
Windows98, Netscape 4.61, IE5

ICQ#9103941 (Auth. needed)

[OrangeJulius]

I am 61.8181818181818% insane (ie loony)

[chuck]

Holly & Jorden,
Congrats!
Have you registered your pattern with the matrox online store?
chuck


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(erstwhile cjolley) celery 333@500mz 2.2V, Abit BH6, 128meg@cas2 gh, 10gig IBM 7200rpm UltraStar, Princton EO75, SB Live Value, V3 2000 PCI (still waiting on my MAX!)








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[M Ragsdale]

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press)

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up
some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her
eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He
noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay,
and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked
and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a
gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out
what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is blonde.



Rags

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[M Ragsdale]

There was this cop that decided to wait outside of a local bar one night because that was where alot of drunk guys come out of at night to drive home. Well it was closing time and the cop noticed this one guy who came stumbling out and almost fell on the curb. The drunk tried to unlock five cars before he finally found his. The cop thought he would have one here and by this time everyone in the bar has left. When the drunk pulled out the cop pulled him over and said "sir, get out of the car cause you're under arrest for DUI" the cop made the drunk blow a breathalizer test and the results were 0.0. The cop said how can this be and the drunk guy said "Because I'm the disginated decoy!!"


Rags