Stress Relief (again) aka new fun thread

[Dilitante1]

thanks to the continuing efforts of a brainless @sshole I must repost this.....

I was bored today....................

MURCYWAVES [pronounced murkeywaves]
- THe Forum at the end of the Universe!!
(as seen thru the view of a G4x10 to the 2000th power video card
with beta ICD

scene opens
on the page are Joel, Jorden, Slartibartfast, Holli(berry)
and Tyllie the manic depresant meatball

Holi(berry) {embraces Jorden}: Where are we?

Jorden : I dont know...any ideas?

Joel: What the...I was uploading the forum stuff after a crash
then WHAM! a flash came over my screen and we were here....

Slartibartfast: WOW! Look at this place...holographic walls, textured/bumpmapped
floors like I've never seen..........
We're not in G400 country anymore!!

Tyllie: I'll bet no one will like a tasteless meatball here either!

{suddenly a tall dark figure approaches wearing a
"I want my G4x10 to the 2000th power vid card" button}

Ant: My name is ANT, and I'll be your host for the evening.
Please be sure to insert your Betafish translator:
it works for most people all the time,
some people some of the time...and other people
none of the time ..that's why it's still a betafish.

Tyllie: Another person bossing me around...ARGH!

Holli(berry): WOW, look at that banner.........
VooDoo mini-GL and Riva drivers due soon!
Good to see that some things never change..hehehe

{the group walks down the corridor}


{To be continued.....}



[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-21-1999).]

[Dilitante1]

up....and more to come :-)

[Jorden]

what happened to the old one?? someone deleted it??

[Dilitante1]

it was lost while Trash You Later was messing with the forum last nite

[Jorden]

Someone ought to bash this kidd...

[Dilitante1]

maybe someone will "reach out and touch someone"
and fix his lame@ss........

oh well got to get thinking bout the rest of this storyline.. :-)

[Jorden]

If you let me say more than 3 words, it's okay by me...

Then about my salary, we weren't finished on that yet...

[KvHagedorn]

Does anyone know Jacky Chan? Maybe we can get him to go over and teach Too Low Brow some manners.

KvH

[Dilitante1]

Jordan...every GREAT actor had to start somewhere..
besides this was only the begining ;-)
besides you got the girl so far...wouldnt risk tying Holli up with anyone else in the story (unless she wants it to go that way:-)

8-)

-Dil

[HollyBerri]

<g> heheheheheheh....



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the once and future motub

[Jorden]

I want out... you spelled not only MY name, but also the name of my fiancee wrong...

Jorden

[Dilitante1]

I am soooo sorry, i didnt cut and paste due to trying to answer as fast as possible

;-)

oh well if you still want out let me know...but it's only gonna get better from here 8-P

-Dil

[Jorden]

Leave me in...

I wonder who is going to tie Holly up...

Jorden.

[HollyBerri]

Our story so far:

besides you got the girl so far...wouldnt risk tying Holli up with anyone else in the story (unless she wants it to go that way:-)

Aw, gee honey, do you have to storm off in a huff? Oh, you do? Well, I'm all, ummmm.... <u>tied up</u> here, but I want you to know that I <u>totally</u> support your ethical decision, and I'll see you at home... errr, later.....

....Damn, he's smarter than he looks...

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the once and future motub




[This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-21-1999).]

[KvHagedorn]

Now this is more like it.. I, too misspelled your name, Holly. Sincerest apologies.

Kind Regards,

KvH