When You Gotta Go, You Gotta......

[Nuno]

LOL... you guys are great!



I guess he must be waving his head in dispair now...

[Nuno]

Oh, and this URL is for our friend tylau only... Hey tylau, please feel free to click!

http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

[Buuri]

Thanks for everyone who sent me the pic I was asking for above.

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[merchant2112]

for tylau
DF 31 ICBM (dumb **** 31 idot's can't beat matrox)
RANGE - 7,500 MILES (if it even works)
WARHEAD - SINGLE 2.5 MEGATON THERMONUCLEAR OR THREE 90 KILOTON NUCLEAR (two crates of monekey balls, and 1 jar or raindeer dicks.)
ENGINE - THREE STAGE SOLID PROPELLANT (3 guys reading playboy)
GUIDANCE - INERTIAL/FIBER OPTIC (guy named chan who wares eye glasses)
C.E.P. - LESS THAN 300 METERS (cheap engine parts)
NUMBER DEPLOYED = 1/2
CHINA = (under DEVELOPMENT)

According to defense sources, China will not test her new nuclear weapons design capacity by the end of July 1999.(have plans to blow it up before then, by accedent of corse.) The Chinese Army Second Artillery Corp.is planning to test launch their latest Dong-Feng (East Wind) 31 missile(first 30 exploded on the ground) in celebration (fire works) of the 1949 take over of China by Mao. The DF-31 is reported to be able to deliver three, newly developed, lightweight, monkey ball's warheads to any target in America.

The Chinese DF-31 is a road mobile, nuclear tipped SCUD like missile (remember these we shot them down all the time inarab land), that is nearly impossible to find, much less destroy. (we don't need to find them we just shoot them down cuase they suck in the first place.) It is intended to counter the USAF B-2 bomber (yep a cheap scud type missle replaces a radar invisible multi billion dollar bomber real well.) in a "limited" nuclear war scenario where China would only end up killing a few billion people on thier
own side. If deployed in large numbers, the DF-31 could pose a significant theat to china in nuclear leak's and "accidents".
stationary military targets inside the U.S. homeland, such as the MX missile fields and the single B-2 bomber base would have nothing to fear from df 31 missles as they would probibly explode in their luanchers.

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i don't need no stinkin signature

noel

[M Ragsdale]

Is it me, or does that little dude have to shake the dew off of his lilly a bit too often?

Rags

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Some people call me the Space Cowboy.....

[merchant2112]

rags, how do you like my new sig ???

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if any message i have posted in the past, present or future has upset or cused bad feelings im sorry i only ment those remarks in jest. i am sorry. i have a warped since of humor.

(unless your name is tylau of corse then you can eat shit and die.)

Noel C. Ridge Rr.

[Jorden]

I would add an 'a' in cused and in ment...
And make of all 'i's an I

[This message has been edited by Jorden (edited 08-22-1999).]

[Hunsow]

And how about "corse"?

[Jorden]

English teacher, Hunsow??

[Hunsow]

Look who's talking.

[Jorden]

I wouldn't have him add an 'a' in corse though...

[M Ragsdale]

Merchant:

[DK_]

Love those pic's

ROTFLMAO


Derek

[Buuri]

up

[KvHagedorn]

a return engagement to kick off the new forum

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Kind Regards,

KvH