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  • #46
    P.S: Steve, did you clean that boomstick before you brought it back to Ash??


    Jorden.


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    It is possible that something in this message may have been Copyright 1999, Slartibartfast (tm). All rights, lefts, ups and downs reserved. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination or are used fictiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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    Holly, Love and Stupidity Reigns !!
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    Jordâ„¢

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    • #47
      Hmmm.... I like the taste of my own blood! Besides, it recycles it then, instead of letting it trickle away.... Hmm, am I sick? No, don't answer that one.

      Erm, I didn't clean it... I left it to Holly.... ah well.

      Laadeedaa, I'm still bored... averyone with an SBLive check out the Lava program? It's WAY cool!

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      Cheers,

      Steve, still bored, wishing that the word whatever was whenever in my post up there... *sigh*

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      • #48
        Phz = Fizz
        Fizz -> Fizzy

        Pretty basic.

        Anyway, the ol' boomstick was GROSS when I got it back. I don't want or need to know who did this to it... but eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEW!

        - Ash

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        Specs? You want specs? Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...


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        • #49
          Holly? Care to explain yourself?

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          • #50
            Slarty, I didn't do it!!!
            Allow me to set the record straight.

            Before the Chinese Missile crisis even started, I used the boomstick (snatched it from your very hand, in fact) to blow away Sir Hitec and in fact the POS himself, before I ripped off his head and desecrated the body.

            It's my own fault that I didn't think to burn the headless corpse...but I did return the boomstick to you in the same post.

            Steve, on the other hand, seems to have snuck into your quarters and lifted the d*mn thing. Alls *I* know is that I walk in, Jorden's under a table, Steve's got the stick pointed at him, and is threatening to make me shoot my own fiance!

            So Steve, what's the story? Tell the truth, you dropped the pizza on it, didn't you? We were wondering what happened to half the cheese, most of the pineapple, and practically all of the anchovies...?


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            the once and future motub

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            • #51
              I seemed to have missed something here - First Aid Kit - Broom Handle - Pizza - and Where it was put after that????

              Never mind I don't think I want to know...Oh Boy, I'm getting too old for this.

              Paul
              "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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              • #52
                Broom Handle? BROOM HANDLE?!!?! Boomstick - used for when Holly gets a little wound up and wants to relieve some tension...ahh, maybe that's why it got all icky!?!?
                Nah, she's right, as usuall - I did steal it to try n catch those damn chickens, getting tired running after them! And the Pizza? yeah, OK, it was me. But Anchovies? Ewwww, no, they were used as ammo when I was threatening Jorden under the table...


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                • #53
                  Anyone can call me Fizzy. It makes me feel effervescent! Fresh and new! or something.

                  Heh. Is no problem Slarti, (and i am *really* glad there are some people who seem to know the reference to your name, too, hoi!) ... I usually don't make a point of it on tech forums.

                  But yeah I'm gone for half a day and this thing grows to 2 pages. And I'm a member now! Hot crap! :P

                  And yeah I'm a yung'un. I've seen references to marriages and stuff here, wow. Maybe fill-rates are a universal language. (fluttery look of starry-eyed hopefulness)

                  Anyways. Steve. Sending you a pic. You should have it by the time you read this. Don't be too afraid.

                  *fizz.




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                  • #54
                    Boom-stick. Evil dead, am I wrong?
                    Ami Y. Koriuchi - MY EMAIL IS DEAD

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                    • #55
                      Hey, no fair! Bilinear chicken interpolation was my idea!!! I had that inspiration the same night that I came up with alpha-blended fan. You see, I was hanging something in the bathroom, and I fell and hit my head, and when I woke up...........


                      Oh, sorry, that was some other guy. Some other invention

                      -Wombat


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                      • #56
                        1.21 GigaWatts!!!!!

                        Rags

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                        • #57
                          Great Scott! Let's get you back to 1985!
                          Ami Y. Koriuchi - MY EMAIL IS DEAD

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                          • #58
                            88 MILES PER HOUR!!!

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                            • #59
                              Steve.

                              No, no...that's OK, don't be afraid...

                              I'm not going to hurt you.

                              But only because I really like *phz.

                              YOU load the d*mn gun with anchovies and you think I did "something" to muck it up?? While "relieving my tension"???

                              What are you, over-excited by the "Personal Information" thread or something? 'Cause that's a little too personal, don't'cha think????

                              Phz, good luck to ya ....At least he likes the taste of his own blood....
                              I can see how that might be an asset, given that raging case of foot-in-mouth....

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                              the once and future motub

                              [This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-19-1999).]

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                              • #60
                                You say 'good luck' as if you know i'm gonna need it.

                                *phz.
                                Ami Y. Koriuchi - MY EMAIL IS DEAD

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