Transfer of MURC-YWAVES episode 6-- feel free to help me!!!

[KvHagedorn]

Oh no! Suppose my Great Runic Spear of M runs on BATTERIES! (checking frantically, rapidly losing faith in the power of the "force")


------------------
Kind Regards,

KvH

[KvHagedorn]

Well, this thread went silent all of a sudden.. Dil? Holly? Anybody? Hellooo! (echoes through the forum at the end of the universe)

------------------
Kind Regards,

KvH


[This message has been edited by KvHagedorn (edited 09-06-1999).]

[SteveC]

Ow ow ooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Leave my staff alone you theives! Ewwwwww, who's is *this* on it now? Here, keep it, I don't want it back!

------------------
Cheers,
Steve

[Dilitante1]

well, for all to know, I am writing the ending (big btw) so that everyone doesnt think it's been dropped.....but it is difficult to blend space cruisers and meatballs in the same scene ya know and as for the ones who have donated some input...thanks...but you're still not getting paid! everyone (hopefully) will get their lines in at this point....so be patient...writing and coordinating all this is not easy (in the least) to keep everyone (except our troublemakers happy...ttyl all (soon)
-Dil

[PurpleHaze]

heh good cos i'm bored

[Dilitante1]

PHZ dont be bored anymore...the finalee has arrived....enjoy this everyone as i have enjoyed writing this...all rights reserved etc...blah,blah,blah....read it why dont ya?!

MURC-YWAVES
the continuing story of travellers from our time to the Forum at the End
of the ......Dammit I'm not typing all that again...Read the earlier posts..ok?
Our travellers are STILL waiting in the assembly room at the top of the structure known as: MURC-YWAVES..with forum goers from the past and present, waiting for the BIG CLIMAX, the room is buzzing with conversation about events old and recent that have occurred on the forum. HollyBerri and Jorden, Ash and PurpleHaze, with SwAmPgIrL and Joel, now are seated together having socialized themselves considerably with the other guests in the room. PHZ plays with the integrated keyboard on the tabletop,longing for her blazing? laptop back home as she catches Ash's eye... A young man(teens) appears in the rear doorway, average build, dark hair, quickly he is surrounded by robed staff members who quickly escort him out of sight....yet again our heroes wonder what is happening with these disappearing guests...

PurpleHaze: Hey Holly, lets go for a walk, I need to go to the "powder room".
{nods at SwAmPgIrL as well to tag along}

HollyBerri: Sure, let's go before things get busy here..
{rises from her seat, Jorden grabs her ass}

Jorden: Dont be gone long, never know what's happening here..
{folds his arms..pouty face appears.. our heroines leave for the powder room glancing back at thier respective men, until they are out of sight...our leading men wave}

Joel: Damn, I wonder what is taking so long, the four hours is just about up..?
{shakes his head, runs hand thru thinning hair} Wonder if I need a trim up top?

Ash: Dont worry about it Joel, just date short women..
{grins at Joel, then turns to scan the room for activity}

{scene changes, our troublemakers, led by SteveC, and followed by Acolyte of M and Maggi finish the long walk though the corridors of shame where they meet another party of robed staff- wielding people with no less than Seff255,djroberts and damn nation...who seem to have just finished a walk thru the corridors of shame themselves....and appear shaken for the experience......meanwhile above our heroines have returned from the "powder" room and are comfortable once more next to thier beaus...}


{ a large group of robed figures enter the room....the forum goers are pushed back away from the section of the room where our hosts? have appeared from, leaving a large open area between themselves and the visitors to MURC-YWAVES..an old man appears in his robe,walks to the center of the open floor,drops his hood to his shoulders...raises his hand in the direction of the crowd, immediately people approach him in a surrounding move..ALPBM,Buuri,ROM, KvHagedorn, and Kruzin make the bulk of the protective layer around he old man with some unknown faces/species as well....suddenly a flash of light beams from the crystal piece at the side of the room towards the old man and the people surrounding him....in an instant Kruzin and the others are wearing robes identical to the others forming the cirle around the old man...}

{a rumbling is felt under everyones' feet as the whole of MURC-YWAVES now turns toward the center of the universe in preparation of the BIG CLIMAX....the old man looks at the robed people around him and smiles, he then motions them to stand away from him so that he may move around....walking towards the crowd he speaks...}

Old man/ANT: Good Evening everyone,my name is ANT.... you all know why you are here tonight I presume...to witness the End of the Universe...and to witness something as well....(what could that be )
{motions to the doorway guards,they nod as SteveC leads the group of troublemakers into the circle of robed men....

ANT: You are also here to witness the punishment of those who have done nothing but cause hate and discontent on the forum over the ages....this group of problematic individuals is from the late 20th century from which a portion of tonight's guests are from.

{he motions his hand and Maggi, Acolye of M, and the other guards assist Tyllie,Tombman, Spider,Seff255,djroberts,and the young damn nation to kneel before ANT..

ANT: Before the end of all the Universe, you 6 will be given your choice of punishment to perform until the end of all things...the options are these: 1. to absorp the very energy you released in causing the torment and annoyance of forum goers during your time period.....2. our bathrooms are spotless due to the majority of individuals who choose this option of punishment, which is less painful,by the way than option 1....our restrooms are wiped down with the most disgusting mops from the entire universe prior to your cleaning attempt...your only cleaning tools are a toothbrush (to move the chunks) and your TONGUES... ...the choice is yours..Tyllie your time has come to choose...what will it be?

Tyllie: What gives you the right to do anything to me?..I am allowed my opinion where I came from?

ANT: But you were not allowed to attack the forum, in the way you tried to spam and shut it down...those acts were barbarian in nature, and will not be tollerated. What is your choice?

Tyllie: I am not giving you the satisfaction of an answer...

ANT: Give him a "taste" of what option 1 is.. {grins as he steps back}

{Tyllie is zapped by a blue beam emitted from a gargleblaster mounted above...he writhes in pain as the beam engulfs him......he is screaming but the watchers in the room can't hear him, and can only marvel at the spectacle in front of them...the beam stops, and Tyllie lies on the floor in a fetal position....our other troublemakers start to announce thier choice for option 2...ANT motions to Greebe to step forward...}

Greebe: What do you want with me? I haven't done anything to deserve punishment.

ANT: You will assist Buuri in the preparation of the restroom for our "volunteers"

Greebe: OK. {sighs in relief as he is handed a mop and bucket by Buuri}

Buuri: Follow me, this way...{ they make thier way to the men's restroom}

{Tyllie is helped up by SteveC, only to find his way to the floor due to lack of strength}

ANT: What is your choice now, insect?

Tyllie: I'll clean, dammit. I'll clean. {as he holds his abdomen}

ANT: Because you are given the opportunity to choose again, you forfeit your toothbrush....{motions to SteveC, Maggi and others} Take them to thier punishment zone.....

{our troublemakers are led to the bathroom to fullill thier duties where Buuri and Greebe have finished coating the restroom with the universes' worst spoogemops....groans are heard from Spider and the others as they are led to thier cleaning spots...damn nation argues that he doesn't deserve such punishment, but is prodded with a spooge mop to get to work....the group is warned that if ANY spot is missed in the cleanup the room will be recoated and they will start again...}

{The crowd is directed to watch from hidden cameras the progress of the cleaning...our heroes ponder the idea of buzzing out for a ride in the fizzymobile but decide against it due to lack of time and enjoyment in watching Tyllie and the others cleaning what is now the nastiest restroom in the universe.... .....}

{ the robed figures walk back to the center of the room where they are motioned to lower thier hoods so that they may be seen by all....familliar faces appear among the figures..Flangor, with his Axe of M in hand, Haig, and Helevitia now stand beside ANT...}

Haig: Joel, step forward please..

Helevitia: Jorden, and Ash step forward as well...

{our reluctant heroes do as thay are told and now stand before ANT, Haig, Flangor and Helevitia...}

Flangor: You have done much to help others...your sense of humor has relieved stress caused by others like Tyllie....

Haig: Your activities will be rewarded in time as well...

Helevitia: But now all we can offer is the opportunity to stand with us as the End of the Universe approaches, in Holy Asbestos Robes from the Church of M.....will you join us?

Joel: I think I speak for all of us when I say yes, we would be honored.

ANT: Then approach and don the robes of the Church of M.....
{a beam hits our heroes and robes appear on them}
{Jorden calls to HollyBerri to come to him ...she steps up to him and hugs him in pure excitement of what has just transpired in front of all in the room...PurpleHaze and SwAmPgIrL step to the sides of thier respective beaus, and ALL in the room observe a bright flash in the sky above them...the end has begun.... a wave of light slowly streaks across the sky engulfing all it comes in contact with... a speaker announces that the wave of destruction will hit them in 30 minutes..at its present rate...... our heroes decide that a ride in the Fizzymobile is in order...they make thier way to the garage level where they locate PHZ's love buggy...with Thompson Twin Drive and Garcia suspension (for a smooth ride and last but not least the green fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror PHZ hops in the front with Ash, and Jorden with Holly jump in back...but Joel and SwAmPgIrL decline the ride saying that they'd rather be alone before it is all done and gone..and disco-free.....they wave as the Fizzymobile darts away into the sky....the evening gowns are seen flying from the vehicle as it disappears from site...while in the background the lightwave of destruction gets ever nearer....fade to black....}

{observation deck of MURC-YWAVES...ANT and Haig are seen beside the giant crystal in the center of the deck...they are preparing to send our heroes back to thier respective time..a figure steps up to ANT..it is Dilitante1..who questions if the visitors will be allowed to remember thier visit...a hand is waved near the giant glowing crystal..ANT replies in the affirmative....and our heroes slowly fade from sight as they travel back to thier own time and prior lives before they are hit by the wave of light...........}

{restroom....our troublemakers are seen still scrubbing the floor with thier tongues to the enjoyment of thier watchers, Buuri and Greebe who still taunt the meatball and company to keep working... }

THE END?


a sequel may be in the works down the road but i dont want to spoil the moment of glory for now...

-Dil
damn this was a long one wasnt it?
------------------
Damn, I have way too much time on my hands...time for a story!


[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 09-12-1999).]

[PurpleHaze]

Yaheeee!!!!!

You forgot the ending theme song, Something from the Moody Blues maybe?



------------------
Ami Y. Koriuchi - foxyviolet@hotmail.com
Asus P2B 1010 - P3-500 - And a G400Max now.
256MB 6NS 70 GB of 10k RPM SCSI UW

Mustard is illegal here.

[KvHagedorn]

Bravo, Dil. Good show! (claps)

------------------
Kind Regards,

KvH

[Dilitante1]

(bows) Thank You,Thank You very much..(bows)
{grinning ear to ear}
PHZ,i was thinking Knights in White Satin myself..

almost did a selection from the formerly known as guy.. :0

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 09-13-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 09-13-1999).]

[PurpleHaze]

What selection would that have been, Dil? "Sexy Mother f'er" ?

[Dilitante1]

nah, the song there is no escape from...1999
:O

:0
one of em should make the face...ewww!

-Dil

I am a robot!

------------------
Damn, I have way too much time on my hands...time for a story!

[PurpleHaze]

I can't wait till New Years when every DJ on earth thinks they're doing something novel by playing that song. :\

[Ant]

Hmm "Reverend Black Grape" was buzzing thru my mind as I read it. And hey I'm old but not that old

[KvHagedorn]

I agree with Greebe.. Riders on the Storm is perfect

------------------
Kind Regards,

KvH

[Dilitante1]

ANT, i didnt say it WAS you...could be a relative a zillion generations from now
or you could have been brought to the future PRIOR to the arrival of the troublemakers so YOU could enjoy dishing out the disciplinary action to the meatball and cohorts..

-Dil