Transfer of MURC-YWAVES episode 6-- feel free to help me!!!

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[Originally posted by Joel]

Hey I've earned all of mine the hard way and I would not give them up for nothing. I think the story is going along very while and if more of you want parts don't rush Dil to the BIG Climax. What I want to know is do I get the girl back? I liked the way she stroked my goatee.

Joel

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[Originally posted by Agent31]

I can see the cinematic adaptation already... MURCYWAVES, "The Tale of two Forums" starring in alphabetical order Agent31... mmmm, I'd get top billing, how sweet is that

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[Originally posted by HollyBerri aka the once and current motub]

Greebe... of course you don't share a mop with Buuri!! You said you had a sponge mop... but Buuri has a very special spooge mop... Yours only cleans. Who knows what his might do...?

Hey!! Dil, you get all upset at no feedback, then you bust my chops 'coz I ask questions for you to answer in the future eps? I feel beset... I blame myself...

Hey Dave, at least if you ever did make a mess, there's clearly plenty of cleaning staff at this joint...!

I noticed that you got no more goatee stroking too, Joel. I feel for you, man . I think you should get another shot... and not with Ash's boomstick, either...! (where is that darn thing? better keep an eye on it if 'Lightfingers' Steve is around... not to mention that meatball... though what a meatball can do with a boomstick beggars the imagination...)

And I notice that all youze who feel like you should have bigger parts (and you're right, too! ) haven't given poor Dil a description.... try it, it works! (Don't make me a liar, Dil!!!)

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the once and future motub,
trolling for Dil (do I get a bonus?)

[This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-29-1999).]

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[Originally posted by Slartibartfast aka Ash, nee Gurm]

Kruzin, I'm HURT. Short-time newbie, indeed.

To quote my namesake...

Let me tell you somethin'. Right now you're the ruler of exactly two things - Jack, and Shit. And Jack just left town.

Ok, so that wasn't particularly relevant. But until I can come up with a better one, it'll have to do.

- Ash

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Portions of this message may have been Copyright 1999, Jorden van der Elst. All rights (and lefts) reserved.
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Specs? You want specs? Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...

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[Originally posted by M Ragsdale]

all youze who feel like you should have bigger parts

I have always felt like I should have a bigger part. But I guess it keeps my wife happy.

Rags

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Some people call me the Space Cowboy.....

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[Originally posted by Greebe]

Yup, Jorden was right! lol
She'll eat you alive, I hope your the only one that happens to... lol

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[Originally posted by Greebe]

Guess that makes Jorden "Captan Crunch" lol

And another thing "Personal injury to one's self is not permitted here at Murcywaves."

Then why did we cut off his member(ship)


[This message has been edited by Greebe (edited 08-30-1999).]

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[Originally posted by agallag]

When 700 years you reach, look as good, you will not.

Sorry, I was feeling left out

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[Originally posted by Greebe]

Rags... and bigger

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[Originally posted by ALBPM]

There ya go Jorden - Krunchy on the outside and Chewy on the inside

And I was hoping that I would get my hands on Tyllie. My Light Saber cauterizes as it cuts. No more "Part" for Tyllie...Heheheheh



[This message has been edited by ALBPM (edited 08-29-1999).]

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[Originally posted by Greebe]

Not even a particial member. lol eh eh eh eh

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[Originally posted by HollyBerri aka the once and current motub]

LOL, Rags!!!! But I guess we shouldn't discuss your, ummmmm, 'part' any further over the open forum... you do still have my ICQ #, I hope...? (tell your wife this is to her credit...yeah, that's the ticket...!)

agallag, go have a YodaSoda or something... refreshing it is!

So, Greebe, thank G*d you were here, now my fantasy has been destroyed and I know the truth: Jorden is a 4'5" silver-haired sailor in a uniform he never takes off....

Well, that puts him at the right height for some things, at least....

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the once and future motub,
going into hiding before Jorden wakes up in an hour and sees this... ( hi, sweetie !!)


[This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-29-1999).]

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[Originally posted by ALBPM]

No, not even a partial member. Tyllie was last seen heading for Trinidad Colorado, the Sex Change Capital of the World. To start his/um/her - Hormone injections.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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[Originally posted by M Ragsdale]

What do you think this is Paul??? The Jerry Springer show?

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[Originally posted by ALBPM]

This is better!!!

Paul