Off topic: How long time is an "ASAP"

[Ghydda]

I have been comming here for over a year now, and I have yet to see these to pages change:
www.murc.ws/Manuals.html www.murc.ws/Info.html

My question is, for how long time has these pages remained untouched by human hand?

I think this is a fairly important issue as it would contribute to the estimation of how much time an ASAP in general is covering. (Thus helping us all in understanding why big M (no, not McDonalds) sometime seems so slow at responding )

Ghydda

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A slowly desintegrating nobody with an Athlon 500 MHz on a FIC SD11 with 256MB Memorycard, Adaptec 2940UW, Adaptec 2904CD, 3 SCSI HD, JVC cooking equipment, Plextor 40Max, Pioneer DVD-U03S, SBlive Value with homemade S/PDIF I/O-card and last but not least - Matrox Marvel G200 AGP 16MB SD with PowerStrip@110/147

Only thing missing: Matrox RT2000

[Kruzin]

Those are murc pages, not Matrox pages, so they have nothing to do with how Matrox defines ASAP, but how Ant does.

[Ant]

Click, BANG! Brains splatter against the wall.

[Ghydda]

So the ball has been passed over to Ant.

Let's see what happends next

Ghydda, running for cover... oh shit too late

[This message has been edited by Ghydda (edited 09-14-1999).]

[Scytale]

Ha ha ha... cheers Ant, it all seems to make sense now.

[Tom]

"ASAP"
Doesn't that mean>
After
Supper
And
Pie

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[Holerith]

As Sagacious Ant Processes

or

As Slowly Ant Precesses

or

... better stop while I'm ahead



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[DoctorH]

Where I work, ASAP is 15-20 minutes, 30 minutes tops.

Good luck with Matrox being able to comply with THAT definition of ASAP.

[Rags]

Hey Doc.,

You a proctologist???

Rags



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FedEx Sucks!

[agallag]

Where I work, ASAP usually means "last tuesday". Our usual reply? "A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part".

[tish beta2]

ASAP in matrox definition means 'bout two beta icd's a year. and don't come here with yer win2000 betabuilds!

[Jorden]

hmmmm, sounds like SOON (Slighty Overtime, Otherwise Never)

Jorden.

[tish beta2]