fun thread of the week!

[SteveC]

Okay, here we go again...

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Cheers,
Steve

PS: Some or all of the above message may be wrong, or, just as likely, correct. Depends on what mood I'm in. And what you know. ;¬)

[Maggi]

LOL

It was about time, guys !

excellent

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Cheerio,
Maggi
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[SteveC]

And some more.... (Thanks to Jorden for the Pix in this one)





And, if anyone missed it, the most hillarious thing to happen to this forum... The Tombman Inferno!!
<A HREF="http://gtech.matroxusers.com/fun/flameww3.doc">Get it here</A>

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Cheers,
Steve

PS: Some or all of the above message may be wrong, or, just as likely, correct. Depends on what mood I'm in. And what you know. ;¬)

[SteveC]

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer
at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a
doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose
your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs
$10.00." Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a
urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise
and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small
slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warmwater,
avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it
would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer
could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife
and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went
back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and
deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its
lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.
Your dog has ringworm.
Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.

Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is pregnant ..... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better.

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Cheers,
Steve

PS: Some or all of the above message may be wrong, or, just as likely, correct. Depends on what mood I'm in. And what you know. ;¬)

[wizz]

A very funny joke:-

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates
St. Peter asks first nun, "Sister Karen, have you everhad any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and slyly replies, "Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holyWater and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with apenis?"
The nun is a little reluctant but replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and passthrough the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says "Sister, Sister! What seems to be the rush?"
The nun replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that holywater, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it!!"


Oh dear!!!!

Tony

[KvHagedorn]

Very funny pictures, Steve.
Got a real laugh out of them.

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Kind Regards,

KvH

[tish beta2]

And while we're at the "image o'mickey" theme...

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Windows 95: n. A 32 bit graphical interface for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally written for a 4 bit microprocessor by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bathing suit. However on the second day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there. She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"Excuse me, miss," said a flustered little (out of breath) assistant manager of the hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"
"What difference does it make", Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little man.
"You are lying on the dining room skylight."



[This message has been edited by tish beta2 (edited 09-18-1999).]

[Clint]

SteveC,

Thanks for the link to that thread (flameww3.doc). I missed it ...

Learnt some cool new insults! LOL!

Clint