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Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says "you know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, roasted them, stewed them, barbecued them and tried every sort of marinade. I still can't get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "what kind of missionary do you use."
The other replied, "the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have brown cloaks with a rope around the waist, sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah Ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder, those are friars!"
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A cowboy is captured by Indians and taken to the big Chief. Chief says "white man in big trouble, after 3 sunrise and sunsets, you die. But we fair, give you one wish every day except you no go free."
So the first day, the Chief says to the cowboy, "what you wish for?" The cowboy replies "I want to speak to my horse." So the horse is brought to the cowboy and he whispers into the horse's ear, slaps it on the rump and the horse runs off. A few hours later, the horse returns with a naked blond woman. The cowboy shrugs his shoulders, and goes into his teepee with her. The chief says, "ugh, white man going to die, and all he can think of is sex."
On the second day, the chief says to the cowboy "what you wish for today?" The cowboy replies "I want to speak with my horse again." So the horse is brought to the cowboy and he whispers into the horses ear, slaps it on the rump and the horse runs off. A few hours later, the horse returns with a naked brunette woman. The cowboy shrugs his shoulders and goes into the teepee with her. the chief says "ugh, again white man thinks only of sex."
On the third day, the Chief says "this last wish, what you want today?" The cowboy says "I want to speak with my horse again." So the horse is brought to the cowboy who picks up a club, hits the horse on the head, grabs it by the ears and says "read my lips, ****ole... P-O-S-S-E, damit, P-O-S-S-E!"
[This message has been edited by SCompRacer (edited 10-02-1999).]
The second cannibal asks, "what kind of missionary do you use."
The other replied, "the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have brown cloaks with a rope around the waist, sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah Ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder, those are friars!"
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A cowboy is captured by Indians and taken to the big Chief. Chief says "white man in big trouble, after 3 sunrise and sunsets, you die. But we fair, give you one wish every day except you no go free."
So the first day, the Chief says to the cowboy, "what you wish for?" The cowboy replies "I want to speak to my horse." So the horse is brought to the cowboy and he whispers into the horse's ear, slaps it on the rump and the horse runs off. A few hours later, the horse returns with a naked blond woman. The cowboy shrugs his shoulders, and goes into his teepee with her. The chief says, "ugh, white man going to die, and all he can think of is sex."
On the second day, the chief says to the cowboy "what you wish for today?" The cowboy replies "I want to speak with my horse again." So the horse is brought to the cowboy and he whispers into the horses ear, slaps it on the rump and the horse runs off. A few hours later, the horse returns with a naked brunette woman. The cowboy shrugs his shoulders and goes into the teepee with her. the chief says "ugh, again white man thinks only of sex."
On the third day, the Chief says "this last wish, what you want today?" The cowboy says "I want to speak with my horse again." So the horse is brought to the cowboy who picks up a club, hits the horse on the head, grabs it by the ears and says "read my lips, ****ole... P-O-S-S-E, damit, P-O-S-S-E!"
[This message has been edited by SCompRacer (edited 10-02-1999).]
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