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  • #16
    Congratulations JSB!
    There just might be some truth to Ant's theory, I have a daughter as well.
    The really strange thing is that my wife became pregnant shortly after I started coming to the MURC...

    PurpleHaze...Dual-Head... erm, is it getting hot in here?

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    • #17
      I don't know. Should it? what's with all these dual-heads?

      o_O

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      • #18
        Oh, Don't pay any attention to me.
        As usual, my mind is in the gutter.
        Dual Head *DOES* sound a little kinky though...

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        • #19
          'Kinky'? I thought it was SOP (Standard Operating Procedure)!!!

          Errrrrr......maybe I shouldn't have admitted that...?

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          Holly
          Holly

          "All we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open ended program of procreative racial deconstruction."
          -Jay Bulworth

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          • #20
            Glad to see I wasn't the only guy who snickered and had dirty thoughts when he first heard the term "Dual-Head". I feel muuuuuch better now.

            Congrats to all the baby makers BTW. Kiss your paycheck goodbye.



            [This message has been edited by The Rock (edited 10-07-1999).]
            Bart

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            • #21
              I think we have to call Matrox Tech Support and ask why so many Matrox users are having girls. Is there a jumper setting for having boys? What will the TurboGL bring to the table? (Twins!) Is this an Matrox/Intel thing, or will an Athlon alter things.

              Paul
              paulcs@flashcom.net

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              • #22
                GEEZ... I know I've made at least 3 sniggering references to the "dual head" thing.. no one seemed to notice those. I thought perhaps I was being too obscure or something. Maybe everyone was too busy examining their hardware... =oÞ

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                Kind Regards,

                KvH


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                • #23
                  Hi
                  My name is Mark...
                  (responce)
                  I'm a Matrox user
                  and the father of a girl
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                  Maybe we should switch Video cards for boys
                  Lets see:
                  Gx00 -G for girl
                  GeForce -G for girl
                  ATI Fury -F for female
                  3dfx and VooDoo -won't even go there

                  Guess we should switch to BitBoys Oy

                  Hey, it's just as likely to work as being a real product

                  Mark F.


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                  OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a CD

                  [This message has been edited by Mark F (edited 10-08-1999).]
                  Mark F. (A+, Network+, & CCNA)
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                  OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a DVD...
                  and burped out a movie

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                  • #24
                    If G stands for girl then what does G-force 256 stand for ?
                    (a strong , fat girl with 256 pounds ?????)

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                    • #25
                      I have one CDROM ripping 16 month old girl, too. It has to be a Matrox conspiracy. And she oohhs and awwws at the visual quality.


                      Rags



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                      FedEx Sucks!

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                      • #26
                        Matt, that's just too cute.. for once I am at a loss for sarcasm.

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                        Kind Regards,

                        KvH


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                        • #27
                          Congrats!!!

                          Being a new dad as well - Baby Alexander on 28 August 1999 - I don't know how you get the time to surf MURC (unless you are at work ). My wife would (has) throttle(d) me. Hehe. Just wait till they both get home. Computer? What's that?

                          Alex, now weighing in at a fat-ass 10lb 5oz, will make an appearance in MURC in due course...

                          All the best
                          Cheers

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                          • #28
                            Well, poop. I aint got kids yet.

                            Prolly end up with a girl too it seems. Ironic that still the vast majority of users here (I think ) are male. It's all a obscure plan from Matrox to genetically alter the user groups so there more women, and ergo, less people complaining at them.

                            But I"M ON TO THEM!!!!

                            A computer is like sex. Your never 100% sure what your doing but when all goes well, it feels REAL good.

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                            • #29
                              Hey maybe there is something to this Matrox Conspirecy Theory?
                              HMMM, Let me think
                              (insert cheap TV style wavey effect here)

                              So Matrox want to increase the number of female users it gets. For what perpose you ask? Well as we all know Matrox products have a reputation for undisputed (anyone want to dispute this?...thought not..at least on MURC) top visual quality. As well as not generally the fastest 3D speeds (nope...nope..didn't ask for diputes here ). Well if we apley a little logic from the Automotive (sports cars) world: women will generally take style over substance. ie- it doesn't have to be as fast if it looks nicer. So you see there's Matrox's motivation to mess with our genes in this diabolical experiment for market shares

                              (insert reversed wavey effect here)
                              Oh no they're comeing...
                              This has all been meant in jest..
                              No, no listen I was just jokeing..
                              I waon't do it again..
                              PLEASE NO...HELP...PLEASE

                              (pan to seen in padded room)
                              A person is revealed straped in a strait jacket
                              A blank, vacant stair is evedent on his face
                              The door opens, a nurce in starched whites walks in
                              She's carrying a tray
                              She says "it's time for your medication"
                              The vestages of a smile break out on the inmate's face


                              Mark F.

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                              OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a CD

                              Mark F. (A+, Network+, & CCNA)
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                              OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a DVD...
                              and burped out a movie

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                              • #30
                                Somehow Matrox did try to get a MAX on the boards, if not by name then by card

                                No dad yet, but one never knows

                                At least Holly gets her Max first before she goes for the (grmbl grmbl) Glaze3D by BitBoys... lol

                                Should we break the conspiracy first?? (Even if we want a girl??)

                                Jorden
                                Jordâ„¢

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