I think it is far to few girls on this message board.

[Hecubus]

Congratulations JSB!
There just might be some truth to Ant's theory, I have a daughter as well.
The really strange thing is that my wife became pregnant shortly after I started coming to the MURC...

PurpleHaze...Dual-Head... erm, is it getting hot in here?

[tish beta2]

I don't know. Should it? what's with all these dual-heads?

o_O

[Hecubus]

Oh, Don't pay any attention to me.
As usual, my mind is in the gutter.
Dual Head *DOES* sound a little kinky though...

[motub]

'Kinky'? I thought it was SOP (Standard Operating Procedure)!!!

Errrrrr......maybe I shouldn't have admitted that...?

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Holly

[The Rock]

Glad to see I wasn't the only guy who snickered and had dirty thoughts when he first heard the term "Dual-Head". I feel muuuuuch better now.

Congrats to all the baby makers BTW. Kiss your paycheck goodbye.



[This message has been edited by The Rock (edited 10-07-1999).]

[paulcs]

I think we have to call Matrox Tech Support and ask why so many Matrox users are having girls. Is there a jumper setting for having boys? What will the TurboGL bring to the table? (Twins!) Is this an Matrox/Intel thing, or will an Athlon alter things.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[KvHagedorn]

GEEZ... I know I've made at least 3 sniggering references to the "dual head" thing.. no one seemed to notice those. I thought perhaps I was being too obscure or something. Maybe everyone was too busy examining their hardware... =oÞ

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Kind Regards,

KvH

[Mark F]

Hi
My name is Mark...
(responce)
I'm a Matrox user
and the father of a girl
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Maybe we should switch Video cards for boys
Lets see:
Gx00 -G for girl
GeForce -G for girl
ATI Fury -F for female
3dfx and VooDoo -won't even go there

Guess we should switch to BitBoys Oy

Hey, it's just as likely to work as being a real product

Mark F.


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OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a CD

[This message has been edited by Mark F (edited 10-08-1999).]

[Kx30]

If G stands for girl then what does G-force 256 stand for ?
(a strong , fat girl with 256 pounds ?????)

[Rags]

I have one CDROM ripping 16 month old girl, too. It has to be a Matrox conspiracy. And she oohhs and awwws at the visual quality.


Rags



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FedEx Sucks!

[KvHagedorn]

Matt, that's just too cute.. for once I am at a loss for sarcasm.

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Kind Regards,

KvH

[Opus]

Congrats!!!

Being a new dad as well - Baby Alexander on 28 August 1999 - I don't know how you get the time to surf MURC (unless you are at work ). My wife would (has) throttle(d) me. Hehe. Just wait till they both get home. Computer? What's that?

Alex, now weighing in at a fat-ass 10lb 5oz, will make an appearance in MURC in due course...

All the best
Cheers

[Genom]

Well, poop. I aint got kids yet.

Prolly end up with a girl too it seems. Ironic that still the vast majority of users here (I think ) are male. It's all a obscure plan from Matrox to genetically alter the user groups so there more women, and ergo, less people complaining at them.

But I"M ON TO THEM!!!!

[Mark F]

Hey maybe there is something to this Matrox Conspirecy Theory?
HMMM, Let me think
(insert cheap TV style wavey effect here)

So Matrox want to increase the number of female users it gets. For what perpose you ask? Well as we all know Matrox products have a reputation for undisputed (anyone want to dispute this?...thought not..at least on MURC) top visual quality. As well as not generally the fastest 3D speeds (nope...nope..didn't ask for diputes here ). Well if we apley a little logic from the Automotive (sports cars) world: women will generally take style over substance. ie- it doesn't have to be as fast if it looks nicer. So you see there's Matrox's motivation to mess with our genes in this diabolical experiment for market shares

(insert reversed wavey effect here)
Oh no they're comeing...
This has all been meant in jest..
No, no listen I was just jokeing..
I waon't do it again..
PLEASE NO...HELP...PLEASE

(pan to seen in padded room)
A person is revealed straped in a strait jacket
A blank, vacant stair is evedent on his face
The door opens, a nurce in starched whites walks in
She's carrying a tray
She says "it's time for your medication"
The vestages of a smile break out on the inmate's face


Mark F.

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OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a CD

[Jorden]

Somehow Matrox did try to get a MAX on the boards, if not by name then by card

No dad yet, but one never knows

At least Holly gets her Max first before she goes for the (grmbl grmbl) Glaze3D by BitBoys... lol

Should we break the conspiracy first?? (Even if we want a girl??)

Jorden