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[JoeDredd]

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Wibble wibble

[motub]

All right, I'll take the bait...

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Although I DO like 'wibble wibble'...

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Holly

[JoeDredd]

13 posts to go now, till i become a MURCer


Wacka wacka

[Rags]

Hey, no wacka wacking in here, you'll get Krunch Berri all excited....



Rags

[Joel]

Better stop doing that or you'll go blind.

Joel

[motub]

... and bigger...

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Holly, all excited... Hey, whaddaya expect.. 'e's <u>wibbleing</u>.....I toldja I like that...

[The Rock]

And don't forget to alternate hands when wacking. That way, the hair will grow on BOTH palms and you can claim it's a weird body hair problem. If it were only ONE palm, people would be suspicious and you wouldn't have a good excuse.

The Rock

[Rimfaxe]

Can I join?

I want to be a MURCer too!

[Rimfaxe]

The Arizona Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering metal embedded into the side of a cliff rising above the road at the apex of a curve. The wreckage resembled the site of an airplane crash, but it was a car. The type of car was unidentifiable at the scene.

The lab finally figured out what it was and what had happened.
It seems that a guy had somehow gotten hold of a JATO unit (Jet Assisted Take Off - actually a solid fuel rocket) that is used to give heavy military transport planes an extra "push" for taking off from short airfields. He had driven his Chevy Impala out into the desert and found a long stretch of road. Then he attached the JATO unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed, and fired off the JATO!
The facts as best as could be determined are that the operator of the 1967 Impala hit the JATO ignition at a distance of approximately 3.0 miles from the crash site. The was established by the prominent scorched and melted asphalt at that location.
The JATO, if operating properly, would have reached maximum thrust within 5 seconds causing the Chevy to reach speeds well in excess of 350 mph and continuing at full power for an additional 20-25 seconds. The driver, soon to be pilot, most likely would have
experienced G-forces usually reserved for dog-fighting F-14 jocks under full afterburners, basically causing him to become insignificant for the remainder of the
event.
However, the automobile remained on the straight highway for about 2.5 miles (15-20 seconds) before the driver applied and completely melted the brakes, blowing the tires and leaving thick rubber marks on the road surface, then becoming airborne for an additional 1.4 miles and impacting the cliff face at a height of 125 feet, leaving a blackened crater 3 feet deep in the rock.
Most of the driver's remains were not recoverable, however small fragments of bone, teeth and hair were extracted from the crater and fingernail and bone shards were removed from a piece of debris believed to be a portion of the steering wheel.

[JoeDredd]

Damn my eyesight is failing by the second


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Dribble

[Ant]

Ha, that's what you think

[Dilitante1]

ANT, be nice. Ease that finger(slowly) from the "reset member" button. That's good ,nice and slow,there ya go.....HEY,was that a BBQ button I saw?

-Dil

[Ant]

Hey the rules are the rules, same for everyone

[JAZZ]

Well excuse my ignorance but what are the rules? Searched the FAQs and nada. If I remember correctly it took 30 posts in the past to go from Junior Member to Member. What's the deal now with MURCer???

[Ant]

The rules are in my head and they change depending on how I'm feeling