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I have one for you...
Bill Clinton and the Pope dayed the same day the two go in the purgatoir. St.Peter say to the Pope you sleept whit another person else then your wife and condam him to go to the hell. And say to Bill you give your live to God all your life and you gonna go to heven. After tree day when God search in the archive he find the error and say to send the pope to heven and Bill to hell. When the pope mouved up and Bill down thay sow ich ather the pope tell to Bill hah I gonna go to haven with all the Saint Jesus and Viergen Mary. Bill say not enimor.
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Sorry for my English.
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My concern is with growth. You must grow to become one, to become whole, to become sane. I am not going to force sanity upon you. Rather, I am going to bring out your insanity. When it is pulled out completely, throw into the wind, sanity will happen to you, you will grow. You will be transformated. That is the meaning of meditation
Osho
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I will try to use a dictionary when I can't
(Corrected by Robert&Collins dictionary)
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So, there are these three dead Nuns waiting at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter comes out and says "We are so full we have to give an entrance exam. Very sorry, are you girls ready?"
This frightens the Nuns somewhat. But, they feel that with their professional training, they are sure to pass.
One brave Nun steps forward and says "Ready!"
St Peter asks "Who was the first man?"
Nun 1 replied "Adam!" Lights flashed, bells rang.... in she went!
The second Nun feels a little better about the test, and says "Ready!".
St. Peter asks "Who was the first woman?"
Nun 2 quikly replies "Eve!" Lights flashed, bells rang.... in she went!
Nun three is now feeling real good about this test and says "Ready!"
St. Peter asks "What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?"
Nun three was stunned. This was not like the other questions.
She blurted out "Wow, that's a hard one!"
KvHagedorn, baaaaby, you've gotta learn to chill out a bit.. sorry a LOT. Do you reeeally, seriously, think I'm going to pour lighter fluid on a CAT? I have a couple of cats myself matey (FYI, 2 burmese/tabby cross actually). Anyway, I'm truly sorry if I have caused offence.
Besides... I'm faaar to busy trying to fit my sister and her sweet innocent puppy into the garden-mulcher .
Now, where are those garden shears....
Fondest regards,
Electrosaurus.
BTW
Little Timmy is in the back yard digging a hole. He looks very solemn.
His neighbour is in his backyard and he sees Timmy next door. He walks over to the fence.
"Hi Timmy, what are you doing there?" He asks.
Timmy replies, "I'm burying my dead pet budgie."
"Oh" replies his neighbour, who notices the hole Timmy is digging is a bit large for a dead bird.
"Say, thats quite a big hole your digging there." Timmy's neighbour suggest.
Timmy looks up at the man and says, "That's because it's inside your f**king cat!"
[This message has been edited by Electrosaurus (edited 06 November 1999).]
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