New Matrox Chip

[Wombat]

You guys have it all wrong!!

The truth is, I developed Matrox's newest chip, with help from, uh, nobody! Yeah, that's the ticket. I did it all by myself.
I fabbed them myself, using bifocals and a waffle iron. I purified the GaAs too. I floated out the impurities, using a 12V hobby battery and the heater coil from my wife's hair dryer. Yeah... and then I made love to my beautiful wife, Morgan Fairchild, yeah...

And that's the way it happened.

[Paddy]

Oh dear.....

[moreau]

BTW, the full code name of the new chip is
Heywood J'Blome.

[Ghydda]

Hi guys

Not that I would add to the confusion regarding Matrox's next move in this so hyped up race between the parties involved.
BUT... I've recieved a news-magazine supplied to resellers only, which state that the officiel Danish importer of Matrox products expect Matrox to demonstrate/annunce a new card called the G460. I can scan the page tomorrow if it is of any interest so you all can see this for your self.

Ghydda - not bullshitting this time. Honestly!

[Maggi]

Cool, Ghydda !!!

Go ahead, show us that pic ...

[Mark F]

Hey Goc,
Don't forget the G250. Yes, it's real, not a retail product, but a bulk product.
Just had to confuse things further, didn't I.

Mark F.


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OH NO, my retractable cup holder swallowed a CD

[Goc]

Cheeeez... Now it's G460, huh? I kinda lost track of the numbers by now! G100, G200, G400 - now that was OK. Mathematically clean and consistent, but when it started, oh boy!
G500, G600, G450, G460, G800, J'Blome
Now that's a touch much don't ya all think?

I think Matrox or BB'z could at least give us slobbering Matroxmaniacs a true name of the new chip!

P.S.
moreau, ROTFLMAO

[Jorden]

Yes, why not call it G-CJ in honour of Haig's firstborn??

Or would CJolley be losing his olley then as well??

Jord.

[Goc]

Darn it!!

I've lost it completely...

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Logo on the box of new Matrox board...

Heywood J'Blome!
The competition can only do as told and BLOW!