First, there was the G200, and we knew that it was good. Then, Matrox cast the G400MAX upon the land, and OMFG how great was that? It rocked. We ruled. And there was much rejoicing. But, as the MURCers celebrated, a great darkness fell upon the land. For 700 days, and 700 nights, there was a drought, and Matrox withheld from us their gift of innovation. But then, as our turmoil was at its peak, the announcement came. A new leader had been born, and it was to be called "G550". And truly, the G550 had to be great, as it wielded...... Headcasting??? What the F**K is that? You made us wait two goddamn years for this? Well, you can take your damn headcasting and shove........ but I'm not bitter.
Matrox – The New Testament
Prediction:
And then the Parhelia came to be. And upon its bus, it carried 256 bits. And lo, it was equipped with multiple shaders of verticies. And the shaders were programmable. That was good. And the Parhelia had an engine. The engine held great power, such that texture and lighting would succumb to its will. But there was still more. The engine could summon triangles. A plethora of them. We’re talking frigging s**tloads of triangles here. Did I mention the triangles? They were plentiful. And truly, the MURCers had found the promised land. Our Z-Buffer runneth over. But that will be fixed in the next driver release.
Matrox – The New Testament
Prediction:
And then the Parhelia came to be. And upon its bus, it carried 256 bits. And lo, it was equipped with multiple shaders of verticies. And the shaders were programmable. That was good. And the Parhelia had an engine. The engine held great power, such that texture and lighting would succumb to its will. But there was still more. The engine could summon triangles. A plethora of them. We’re talking frigging s**tloads of triangles here. Did I mention the triangles? They were plentiful. And truly, the MURCers had found the promised land. Our Z-Buffer runneth over. But that will be fixed in the next driver release.
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