Look @ this....

[MegaManX4]

So here are some UNIQUE Words you propably all know:

Bratwurst,
Wiener Schnitzel,
Luftwaffe,
Wehrmacht,
Hamburger,
Kraut

or our famous "Umlaute" like "Ö", "Ü" or "Ä"

And, Dutch is not that similar to german, in fact there are more similarities to english than to dutch. It's really hard for me to understand dutch. But, if you can speak "Plattdeutsch" than you are mostly able to understand it.

Jaja, is schon komisch, net war? Fast alle Leute hier sind entweder Deutsche, Holländer, USA's, oder Briten. Gibt's denn keine Matrox Karten in Uganda? Oder in Sri Lanka?
Komisch komisch komisch....


Mega

[MegaManX4]

Und Charly,

Du kannst natürlich deutsch mit uns sprechen.
Das Problem ist nur das dir dann auch nur die Deutschen antworten werden, meistens jedenfalls. Und Dein Englisch ist gar nicht so schlecht wie Du denkst

Mega

[Scytale]

It would be pretty neat if we could all type ahead in our own stupid language and UBB would translate it to the other stupid language specified in the reader's user profile, wouldn't it?

My personal vote however is to ditch languages altogether and only make funny noises reflecting our mood... Yeah sorta like German, but utterly simplified

[Scam]

Wir Deutschen und alle anderen Leute aus nicht-englischsprachigen Ländern sollten uns einfach damit abfinden, daß Englisch nun mal als Weltsprache und als Defaultsprache im Internet Verwendung findet. Seit froh, daß die Wahl nicht auf z.B. Französisch gefallen ist...(grusel)

:-)


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Scam
asus k7v, k7-700, g400dh

[dZeus]

hehe Scam, I am glad not!

- Warning! The following text has been translated into universam language -

Uch-Uch! uch uch, Uch-uch-uch uch uch-uch UCh-uCh

[MegaManX4]

We all should be glad that the default language is not American english .
Here is an example how a dialog in the general hardware forum would look like:

****ole: My f*cking Mobo is all screwed up, MAN!
****er: Ey Man, **** off, we don't wanna be bothered with those s*cking probs!
****ole: Yo bitch, what's your problem? Are you some sort off...stupid, Man? Have probs with MAMA? GO AWAY OR I'LL screw ya ass ****ER!!
gunshots


OR in FRANCE(text is translated by babelfish)

Abruti: Mon Mobo f*cking est tout vissé vers le haut, HOMME!
****er: L'homme d'Ey, ****.off, nous wanna ne sont pas tracassés avec ces probs s*cking!
Abruti: La chienne de Yo, ce qui est votre problème? Êtes-vous un certain tri outre... de stupide, homme? Ayez les probs avec MAMA? ALLEZ-VOUS -EN OU je visserai l'âne ****ER!!
[ i]gunshots[/i]

Or in SPANISH:

[ b]****ole: Mi Mobo f*cking es todo el atornillado para arriba, HOMBRE!
****er: El hombre de Ey, **** apagado, nosotros wanna no se incomoda con esos probs s*cking!
****ole: La hembra de Yo, cuál es su problema? Es usted una cierta clase... de estúpido, hombre? Tenga probs con MAMA? SALGA O atornillaré el asno ****ER!![/b ] [ i]gunshots[/i ] del ya

Uh Oh, I think I have some probs now

Mega

[McRhea]

I know German!! Du Hast!! And Rammstien... And uhhhhh..... Heh heh... I guess I don't know German... But I wish I could learn, it sounds so cool.

[MegaManX4]

Hehe, didn't know that RAMMSTEIN is known in USA !

[Alec]

Rammstein is known EVERYWHERE...

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Know what I mean?

[DuRaNgO]

beer!

[tufka dZeus]

I am sure you don't want to know what the meaning of the text in Rammstein songs

[ahartman]

Don't turn around uh-oh
DER KOMMISAR's in town uh-oh

That's all the German I know...

[MegaManX4]

hehe, right tufka(?) DZeus!

Mega

[Elemental]

Hier gibts noch nen deutschen! MICH!

P.S.: How many Posts do I need to become a Murcer?

[tufka dZeus]

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