Is This Board Always So Stimulating???

[Genome Taunter]

You guys need a little life around here. So I had an idea...

Actually, Lurch from your team inspired me with his taunting on our board.

We're going to race you to a million. You're already over 900k and we're 80-something k behind you. But pass you we will, and before the clock strikes a mil.

I know, it sounds like fun. But I figure you guys might just do it anyway.

Respectfully,
The Genome Taunter

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[Ant]

You ought to get out more you look like crap

[Sir_Fart]

Join us or get taken to cleaners, you filthy mattresses

Mattress Abusers,



Ni !

Let me extend an offer to your team to join the Knights Who Say Ni ! Surely you realize that you have no chance against our team. We are the best shrubbers on the planet . Look at our defeat of the Dutch Power Chikkens , a feat that will go down in history . Do you really think we’re going to have trouble beating a bunch of Mattresses ?!

The Knights have their tin hats. The Dutch Chikkens have their bulk and incredible stupidity. The Tribbles ( Team Picard ) have that Enterprise Spaceship thingy-do. Do you really think any of our teams are going to be afraid of a MATTRESS ? You silly people !!! Thfffpt !

Do you think other teams say to themselves: “Oh no, look, it’s a big, grossly stained, flying Mattress, we’re doomed”. The answer is NO ! We shall laugh, and then Fart, in your general direction. So join us, or be prepared to have the stuffing beat out of you !

[Ant]

But the big, grossly stained, flying Mattresses simply have to land on top of the Nits who say Nee and smother them to death

[Guru]

DPC is outproducing you and will most likley pass you!

[lurqa_MU]

Re: Is This Board Always So Stimulating???

Originally posted by Genome Taunter
We're going to race you to a million. You're already over 900k and we're 80-something k behind you. But pass you we will, and before the clock strikes a mil.

And what would the prize be?

I think we would be interested in betting the looney magnet we stole from you, if you have a suitable prize to offer......

Regards,
lurqa

[Genome Taunter]

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Here's your prize^

Respectfully,
The Genome Taunter

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[ye_li]

Ni!!

We're going to race you to a million. You're already over 900k and we're 80-something k behind you. But pass you we will, and before the clock strikes a mil.

Are you going to lay down on your mattresses and take this?

No! Jump up and down on your mattresses and abuse them!!

A prize? I'm not sure about a prize, but if the silly Knights with tin cans on their heads win, you know Sir Fart will be back to taunt you a second time!! Do you REALLY want this? If not, get out your sticks and beat those mattresses!! Can you overclock mattresses?

You can follow the numbers here:

http://www.mastersage.com/kwsnubb/cg...c&f=3&t=000312

Ye Li

Ni! Ni! Ni!

[Furry Mark]

Originally posted by Guru
DPC is outproducing you and will most likley pass you!

DPC? Ermm, let me check...

Nope! The kows are doing about 8k a week less than us.

What about the team above us??

Hmmm... they aren't even doing as well as the kows. In fact, they've produced less than half of our total this week. Now, what was the name of that team again?

[Liquid Snake]

MOO!

[Sparky]

Hullo. What do you call a dog with steel balls and no rear legs running down the highway ? Sparky !

I am Sparky. I am Sir Farts dawg. I am the Knights masskot. I’ll hump anyting that moves. Whattya got ?

Sir Fart usually duz knot let me onn tha bed, but he sed he wood mayke ann exceptshun ovur hear. He haz been mayking me drink lotz of watur.



I’m sur that felt bettur to me than fore yoo. If yoo need any more help in abusing yur mattresses pleese kall mee.

[Father Guido]

Buena Sera !!!

I want to apologize for Sir Fart's dog pissin’ onna the mattress, Sparky’s a vicious little shit prone to mischief

I wish a you Matressess the best of a luck inna your a race with the Knights to 1,000,000 shrubberies. I'm a not gonna get involved, as I don't want to be within five miles of you filthy, fetid futons

BTW, I think I know Lurch's sister. She's a from Brooklyn too. As I remember, she spent a lot of time onna a mattress....on her back.....

[Furry Mark]

Ooooh! So thats what they mean by a water bed... remind me not to put a "futon" that one.


Just checked the totals again. We've done over 20K more than you this week (and 12K more than the kows).

Frankly I'm getting ashamed to be a Matrox User - I think I better stick the nVidia Quadra 2 Pro card back in.
We Knights issue an easily achievable challenge and you just flop down on the floor and wait to be trampled?

Sheesh - you've got 8,880 members registered on your board, we've only got 234

C'mon - give it your best! Or... maybe you already did??

Ni! Ni!

[eboracumsante]

I AM BUT A HUMBLE ROOT GATHERER...1000 YEARS AGO I WAS A CENOBITE...(LOOK IT UP ...IF YOU DONT KNOW)

THEN A SHINING VISION CAME BEFORE ME....A MAN IN ARMOUR...LUSTROUS..HIGHLY POLISHED ..AS IN THE MANNER OF THE BOUT BETWEEN ACHILLES AND HECTOR...(SORRY BUT U ARE ALL PROBABLY TOO THICK TO UNDERSTAND THE ILLUSION. )

HE TOLD ME: 'WHY...OLD MAN ..DOEST THOU GATHER THESE SHRIVELLED ROOTS IN THE FOREST?'

'DOEST U NOT KNOW THERE IS BUT ONE VIRTUOUS TEAM THAT KNOW THAT THE MATROX, SPACESHIP AND THAT THE KOWS ARE ALL MAD? (THATS BSE...BY THE WAY..)

'THE ONLY PATH, TO SEEK IS THAT THAT, THO' MAYEST BE THORNY, WHEN THY GET FROM THY MATTRESS...YOU WILL ENTER THE FIELD OF THOSE DEMENTED MAD KOWS, ALL A STAGGERIN ON THEIR FORE LIMBS..LOOKING UP IN SOME HOPE OF SALVATION YOU WILL SEE THAT OLD PLASTIC AIRFIX KIT OF THE sse....LIFE JIM ...BUT NOT AS WE KNOWEST'

i BEAT AROUND THE BUSH TOO MUCH..

JOINEST THE KNIGHTS AND GET ERR REAL..?

I THINK YOUR ALL A BIT BORING THO'

atb...
MINILURCER

[eboracumsante]

forgot to say :

NI!
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