Is This Board Always So Stimulating???

[eboracumsante]

I AM BUT A HUMBLE ROOT GATHERER...1000 YEARS AGO I WAS A CENOBITE...(LOOK IT UP ...IF YOU DONT KNOW)

THEN A SHINING VISION CAME BEFORE ME....A MAN IN ARMOUR...LUSTROUS..HIGHLY POLISHED ..AS IN THE MANNER OF THE BOUT BETWEEN ACHILLES AND HECTOR...(SORRY BUT U ARE ALL PROBABLY TOO THICK TO UNDERSTAND THE ILLUSION. )

HE TOLD ME: 'WHY...OLD MAN ..DOEST THOU GATHER THESE SHRIVELLED ROOTS IN THE FOREST?'

'DOEST U NOT KNOW THERE IS BUT ONE VIRTUOUS TEAM THAT KNOW THAT THE MATROX, SPACESHIP AND THAT THE KOWS ARE ALL MAD? (THATS BSE...BY THE WAY..)

'THE ONLY PATH, TO SEEK IS THAT THAT, THO' MAYEST BE THORNY, WHEN THY GET FROM THY MATTRESS...YOU WILL ENTER THE FIELD OF THOSE DEMENTED MAD KOWS, ALL A STAGGERIN ON THEIR FORE LIMBS..LOOKING UP IN SOME HOPE OF SALVATION YOU WILL SEE THAT OLD PLASTIC AIRFIX KIT OF THE sse....LIFE JIM ...BUT NOT AS WE KNOWEST'

i BEAT AROUND THE BUSH TOO MUCH..

JOINEST THE KNIGHTS AND GET ERR REAL..?

I THINK YOUR ALL A BIT BORING THO'

atb...
MINILURCER

[dZeus]

muahahaha!! soon a giant mattress will arrive and you'll all be crushed and smothered to death!!!

so please enjoy your stay here till then

[Sir_Fart]

Ya know, the Borg have that cube thingy and that's pretty cool and scary. But somehow a Mattress flying through space just doesn't work. Although I admit that a mattress is better than flogging other teams with a video card, even if that's all Matrox cards are good for !

Ni !

[Sir_Fart]

Looks like Ken and Barbie could use a MATTRESS !!!! Woohoo !

http://www.xs4all.nl/~smoke/barbie.swf

[mdhome]

Sir_Fart
Visited your fart website. Interesting hobby you have there.

regards MD

[Sir_Fart]

MD,

Thanks for visiting the site Facts on Farts . It's positively revolting, yes ?

It's not a hobby, it's a vocation