And here's another thing that needs explaining...

[Brian R.]

Just thought I'd give my opinion on this worthwhile subject. I believe that many of the people who place the normal "good student" bumper stickers on their cars do so to help motivate their kids. If their kid sees this type of "advertising" every day, it seems likely that they will try to maintain this level of achievement. Maybe a reminder that they can do well if they work. I would put anything on my car if it motivates my kid to get good grades and work hard. Monetary reward, discipline, special food, recreation, hookers, whatever it takes. It is a lousy feeling to know your kid can do better than he/she is.

Please don't take me totally seriously.

[Rags]

"How's My Driving? Call 1800 EAT SHIT" is any better? People are very bored in this country at times. The reason a lot of people are bored is because they have to stare at the bumper of the car that is in front of them during their long assed commutes to and from work. So, to add a little spice to things, people put moronic stickers on their bumpers. The more unexpected, the better they are. I mean come on, are you actually going to call 1800 EAT.... My personal favorites are "Fückengrüven" and "I just flicked a booger on your windshield".....

Rags

[Gurm]

I can speak from experience. No kid has EVER felt motivated by his/her parents going out of their way to point out that they are an honor student. NEVER.

- Gurm

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Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.