Oh NO! My computer has gone psycho

[Jord]

Btw, the site is: http://usa.venus.co.uk/cgi-bin/agifs...pl?demonpc.gif

[merchant2112]

my pc has always been posessed but, i can keep it happy by offering up the deaths of the t's i kill in counter strike

[Jammrock]

I can do an exercism for you if you really need it. Its a gift of mine and is quite easy to do. Here are the steps:

1) Put any Gregorian Chant music on your stereo (if you don't have a stereo in your computer room, put one in you infadel).

2) Take a phillips head screw driver, grip it with both hands and raise it to your forhead.

3) Chant the following in binary code: Demons of productivity, demons of work, demons who want me to stop playing games. In the name of all things that frag, in the name of all things that explode in pixelated wonder, I demand you leave my beastly gaming machine at once!

NOTE: At this point some strange things may start happening, depending on how bad the possesion is. If its not a bad one the PC speaker will go off for a few seconds and you'll be done. If its REALLY bad, your case will start bouncing around and all the LED's will start flashing. Your hard drives and CD-ROM's will start to randomly start and stop, too. Your monitor will start flashing binary messages at you (they're all bad so don't bother translating) while blinking on and off and spinning around. If this happens, continue on.

4) Take a copy of your least favorite CD, something like Space Bunnies Must Die (I know you have one, that's probably what got your computer possed in the first place) and sacrifice it on the top of you case by shattering it (burning it works too, but the fumes have a tendency of setting off smoke alarms).

5) Once the sacrifice is made, take your favorite caffinated beverage, like Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper (coffee does nto work, as true gamers don't drink coffee to keep them awake, as a matter of fact, coffee can sometime bring demons of productivity with them and posses your gaming machine) and pour it around the case and monitor.

At this point everything should blink a little longer, and then die out. If you performed the exercism right no harm should have come to your computing equipment. The only thing left is to clean up the mess, turn on your computer and start gaming. Oh, and destroy all your crappy games, they'll probably bring back more demons just by being in your computer room.

Jammrock

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Athlon 650, Biostar board, 128 MB PC133 (Crucial), G400 32 MB DH, SB Live! w/ Digital I/O, 10/100 NIC, lots of case fans, etc...

[The PIT]

If you're having problem with the binary here it is.
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Be careful using this chant it might invoke powers beyond your understanding. When I produced it the hard drive was stormed by the bits from hell and netscape bookmarks went to heaven, or was it hell?

I'm sure his billiness uses for the windoze program.