the person in this world that I hate the most is....

[DuRaNgO[MU]]

A THIEF!

Sunday morning, I awoke to find that someone had broken into my wife's minivan and my company car
They made off with a $300 vcr that I had just put in the van to bring to my brother-in laws house, a $150 Pentax camera, a Motorola cell phone, and a $100 pair of Oakley sunglasses
Since my deductible is $300 and after they devaluate the merchandise, I'll get shxt!
I hope if they do it again, I don't catch them because I'll be the one going to jail if you know what I mean
jim

[Paddy]

Sorry to hear that mate!

btw, did you have my PIII 1Ghz in there too?

[The PIT]

Right what you got to do is have two thieves break in at the same time. They then scare each other and then shoot each other.
You then save the tax payer a bit of money since the wankers don't have to be locked up for a few years.
Apperantly in this country (Uk) Jack straw is thinking of letting the gits out so they can keep on Burgling in their free time.

[DuRaNgO[MU]]

ah, yeah! I forgot about my new mobo and Athlon 1G