Check out this remote :)

[Himself]

http://www.tv-cards.com/pics/remote.jpg

Heheh.

[Sisyfos]

Show this to your girlfriend and you'd better be remote.

[ahartman]

Why would there be a button to turn up the yapping? I have to believe there's a better function they could've come up with...

Of course, you can't beat the multiple mute buttons...

No....Honey.....it's a JOKE...

[Jorden]

I miss the down button on snoring, though...

And hey!! where's the Do Domestic Things buttons?? (Iron, Wash etc.)



Jord.

[Himself]

Jorden,

Going by the Funny pics thread, I wonder what other buttons you'd like on the thing.

This is just the remote guys, good luck finding a compatible female who's on the same wavelength.

[Jorden]

Well, think of this, Himself... She read it, dismissed it and is now hatching an answer for you

Let's do some whipping&flogging together one day, shall we?

Jord.

[DuRaNgO[MU]]

how 'bout one to make toast?

[Greebe]

How about a wiggle button?
and one for CHEESE...
and don't forget what you could use a Shuttle/Jog control for! WooHoo!!!

[Rags]

I would like a second jog control for Kneel and Bob.

[Greebe]

So do I and Bob can share! LOL

[Himself]

Hatching an answer, sounds icky.

[merchant2112]

cheese, he said cheese

warning the following link needs shockwave http://www.shockwave.com/bin/shockwa...?content=joe07


hehehe im warped, get realy boared at work anmd have a t1 i can play with.