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  • Are you a "Qualified" Professional...CHEEZE!!

    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional." Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    The correct answer is:
    Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

    Correct Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?


    Correct Answer: The Elephant.
    The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

    4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?


    Correct Answer:
    You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several answers correct . Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

    Paul
    "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

  • #2
    Okay, so what does this have to do with Cheese???
    Jordâ„¢

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    • #3
      Got you to look...LOL Didn't it!!!!!!

      Paul
      "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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      • #4
        No, the sidebar did, Pauly
        Jordâ„¢

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        • #5
          Paul, that was the best thing I've read in a long time!

          I even almost got the last question right!

          Well... I was on the right track, anyway...

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          Holly

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          • #6
            This proves the theory of relativity.
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            • #7
              Pauly for El Presidente, Dictator and Administrator for Life !!

              We want More !!

              Jord.
              Jordâ„¢

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              • #8
                What more CHEEZE!!!

                Ok here's another one for Friday........

                "The Truth(Sorta)about Women......

                A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only".

                Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in.The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.

                "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside"

                So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here have it short and thin"...the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

                The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here have it long and thin". Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the Third floor, where the sign read "All the men here have it short and thick". This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor.

                In the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have it long and thick" The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to
                the Fifth floor, where the sign read"

                "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no ****ing way to please a woman."

                Paul

                [This message has been edited by ALBPM (edited 28 July 2000).]
                "Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself"

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