New Prizes For HELP If You Need It.

[Jorden]

Due to downtime of the forums and other things not helping, we have to ask you for money, from now on, every time your ask us for help:

Simple Answers USD 3.-
Answers we have to think about USD 7.-
Honest Answers USD 12.-

Things that occur often:

Being in the wrong place USD 10.-
Questions that cost us too much time USD 15.-
Answering dumb and unnecessary questions USD 20.-

Even our standard reaction won't come without cost:

Shrug USD 1.-
Make a dumb face USD 2.-
Make a really dumb face USD 5.-
Trying not to laugh USD 7.50
Get professional help USD 15.-

We can receive payment by visa, check, and postal order.

I hope to have helped you enough with this.

Jord.

[This message has been edited by Jorden (edited 26 August 2000).]

[Snake-Eyes]

Okay. I deposited the USD $28 into the MURC account (brief preview of the math: Simple Answers USD 3.- + Answering dumb and unnecessary questions USD 20.- Make a really dumb face USD 5.- = USD $28.-)

Now for the question that I paid for :

Did you already pay yourself for the professional help you'll need to justify the new policy? (That's at least USD $30.- for self-help.

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Ace

[xortam]

I offer free help ... and its worth every penny.

[Kaj]

/me thinks MURC should be paying _us_, for being the kind users we are...

Rabobank Netherlands 377300284

[Jorden]

Kaj, isn't that Beatrix's account?

Jord.

[Kaj]

Do the math...