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This guy is driving home from work and gets stuck in traffic. After about 10 minutes he spies a policeman moving through the lines of cars.
“What’s the hold up officer?” he asks, winding his window down, “Is it another fuel protest?”
“No sir,” the officer replies, “It’s Tony Blair, he’s so upset that nobody likes him anymore, that he’s doused himself petrol and is threatening to light himself.”
“Poor man,” says the driver, “what are you going to do about it?”
“Well, some of the drivers up ahead have organised a whip-round for him.”
“Really, how much have they collected?”
“About 350 gallons so far, but some people are still siphoning.”
“What’s the hold up officer?” he asks, winding his window down, “Is it another fuel protest?”
“No sir,” the officer replies, “It’s Tony Blair, he’s so upset that nobody likes him anymore, that he’s doused himself petrol and is threatening to light himself.”
“Poor man,” says the driver, “what are you going to do about it?”
“Well, some of the drivers up ahead have organised a whip-round for him.”
“Really, how much have they collected?”
“About 350 gallons so far, but some people are still siphoning.”
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