New Fun Thread... Calling all Paul's!

[Greebe]

OK you guys know who you are and I know there are a mess of ya out there, so please could ya, would ya post here

[Himself]

Daves I Know
Obtained from: Kids in the Hall FAQ

Bruce: [Spoken] Hi, I'm Bruce McCulloch. I'd like to tell you about the Daves I know.
[Singing: ]
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

David Hoffman
He works in my dad's store
He's worked here for 12 years
He'll probably work here for more

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Gort
I've known since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg
So we got drunk and sick

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Some of them are Davids
[Dave Gort: But most of us are Daves]
They all have their own hands
But they come from different moms

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Jadiski
Man, this cat can swing
He weighs almost 50 pounds
And he delivers my paper on time

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

Dave Capisano
I hardly know him
...
[Bruce stands around, looking vaguely uncomfortable for the rest of the measure]

These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know
These are the Daves I know, I know
These are the Daves I know

[Next two measures sung by the Daves Bruce knows: ] We are the Daves he knows, he knows
We are the Daves he knows
We are the Daves he knows, he knows
We are the Daves he knows

Some of us them are Davids
But most of us are Daves
We all have our own hands
But we come from different moms

These are the Daves I know, I know
[Daves: We are the Daves he knows, he knows]
[All: These are the Daves]

[Jorden]

Wasn't this about calling (all) Pauls? We know Pauly's phonenumber from another thread, so maybe all Pauls should post theirs as well

Not-Paul

[ayoub_ibrahim]

hmm,does this thread "Calling all Paul's!" exclude members of the fairer sex called Pauline?

[paulcs]

I've considered calling the Paul Caucus, but I couldn't figure out what to say once I got them all here.

I think the Paulines and Paulas should also be allowed. The Paulos and Pablos should be welcome as well.

Who's missing? Paul, PaulS, Paulr, Pace. There's probably lots more. We multiply like rats.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[dZeus]

I think you all are clones of the same Paul.

The question is: Which one?

[Greebe]

This was a "Paul" (in all their various shapes, sizes and forms) only thread. I'll let you slide this time Himself
That's why the odd, "Guru's new fun thread..." posted by me, got started.

[ALBPM]

Oh no, let's not get into this cloning stuff.

All Pauls on this Forum have different Mothers. No extra fingers or toes...LOL

Paul

[Greebe]

hehe, you forgot to mention the webbing Pauly!

[paulcs]

OK Pauls, I think it's time to tell Non-Paul the truth.

Non-Pauls, we actually do have the same mother, The Mother of All Pauls. She's a very powerful woman, although we felt she was somewhat lacking in imagination when she named us. When we brought this up to her, she said, "at least I didn't name you all Bob! Now shutup or I'll hit you with this frying pan. By the way, have I told you how much it hurt when I gave birth to the lot of you..."

The Mother of All Pauls is big on guilt and quick with the frying pan.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[Himself]

What an appaulling thing to say about your mother.

[ALBPM]

I thought this was about Pauls you know

We all have our own hands that can really go
We all Have 10 fingers and all have 10 toes
And we all come from different Moms as far as I knows

Paul aka Darth_Mahl[MU]


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<FONT SIZE=1><SUP>tm</SUP> courtesy of ALBPM aka Darth Mahl [MU]<FONT SIZE=2>

[Pace]

You called?

[Paulr]

I'm here!!!
Sorry I'm a little late, been bust getting back from the hospital with a suspect broken finger (Only dislocated, but it hurts)
Hint to all other Paul's and I suppose to people not called Paul too:
Never ever, ever, ever drop a Dell server while you are moving it and then attempt to stop it hitting the floor with your hand - it isn't worth it!!

[KvHagedorn]

Wouldn't the Mother of All Pauls be known as the Paul Bearer?



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Kind Regards,

KvH