I wipe them on my ex's windshield =P
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OK, this is getting out of control people! Besides, if your gonna get back at someone with poop, you might as well poop on there head when they are sleeping. Right on there forehead. Try not to get it in there eyes though.
DaveLadies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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....tend to sound funny when someone calls me and I answer on the cordless phone.
JakeWho is General Failiure and why is he reading my drive?
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Powercolor Radeon 9700np, Asus A7N8X mobo bios ver. 1007UBER, AthlonXP2800+@3200+ (200 Mhz fsb, 2.2 Ghz) on TT Silent Storm, 2*256Mb Kingston HyperX PC3500 DDR-RAM, 19" Samsung 959NF monitor, Pioneer A04 DVD-RW, Two WD800 80 GB HDD's, IBM Deskstar 40 GB
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Personally i try to get it over with as quickly as possible!
The house we're renting has no heating in the toilet The toilet has three outside walls and is poorly ventilated...
So its cold and damp...nice
still it could be worse...outhouses (nice!)The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England
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Imagine having a fluid crap and the fire alarm goes off and you can't stop!
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ROTFL at the PIT! Nice one dood!
Dimitri"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
--- Albert Einstein
"Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."
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