WORLD HISTORY - IN SHORT !

[Chris B]

Men discovered women and invented sex
Women discovered sex and invented headaches

Men discovered the word and invented conversation
Women discovered conversation and invented gossip

Men discovered colors and invented paint
Women discovered paint and invented make-up

Men discovered weapons and invented hunting
Women discovered hunting and invented the mink-fur coat

Men discovered agriculture and invented food
Women discovered food and invented diets

Men discovered trade and invented money
Women discovered money and from then on everything went wrong

[Pace]

Women discovered cooking utensils.
Man discovered how to throw knives.

Women discovered how to fall out for life.
Man discovered hitting/shooting/killing one another solves problems between them.