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And you thought some computerusers aren't the brightest...
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Patron: "I am looking for a globe of the earth."
Librarian: "We have a table-top model over here."
Patron: "No, that's not good enough. Don't you have a life-size?"
Librarian: (pause) "Yes, but it's in use right now." </font>
Wouldn't a better response have been "You're standing on it!"?
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Andrew
Carpe Cerevisi
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox
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