New sig test...

[Jorden]

No need to go in here, just testing my new signature. It's an ode to Ant, maybe

Jord.

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And the pirates and the buccaneers, Who fought you through the years
Now kneel and bow to you, They see a strength in you
And you will be their king, And the rest of the world will see
And want to follow right behind you, Because you fought them off with that weapon
The sword of mercy and truth...

[Kaj]

You call that a sig? man; it has more text than the Sony-catalogue.

BTW; do I have a sig? lets test..

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[Jorden]

More text than the Sony catalogue? Hell, some people here have more text in their sig than they ever typed on the fori...

Ofcourse I could type a sig depicting every PC's internals I have ever had...

Jord.

[Kaj]

Could be.. I'm not one of them as you can clearly see.

New trend; empty sig.

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[Pace]

Hmm...not a bad sig, but if you're gonna make it long - make it good

S'pose I'll have a go then, and I'll sit back and watch the criticisms

P.

Edit: Close that (i) tag!
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The path of the righteous man, is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he, who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
For he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children, and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know, My name is the Lord, when I lay My vengeance upon you.

[This message has been edited by Pace (edited 27 April 2001).]

[Jorden]

Wow Paul, that's the best I read in a while

Post that every time we have a troll in the forums

Jord.

[Pace]

Testing a my 'real' sig this time...

[Pace]

And this time, I'll remember to post the sig

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[Guru]

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A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

[mainframe]

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"Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
Life is but an empty dream!
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
and things are not what they seem.
Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
Dust thou art; to dust returnest,
Was not spoken of the soul."

[mainframe]

or on much less serious side....

any one of these..

* "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

* "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

* "Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them."

* "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity."

* "Man is born ignorant, not stupid. He is made stupid by education."

[Jorden]

I like Guru's tribute to Monthy Python, but I don't think he'll show it here

Testing sig 2 through UBB...


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It's all so fearless now
Now the dust has settled down
It's time to say goodbye
To the lives I touched and left behind
But through this melody and rhyme
I will find some comfort here.

[Kaj]

I'm keeping my empty sig.. but the following is a good one too:

"Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege."

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[Rags]

Hey, I saw that one before, it's from Wolverine at the official Matrox Forums

Rags

[Kaj]

Could be.. I got it from the sig of one of our members at Tweakers.net

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