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If a woodchuck could chuck wood what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
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The sick sixth sheikh's sixth sheep's sick!Comment
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Well, we already know that woodchucks can chuck wood, so we don't need the "If a woodchuck.." part. So it can chuck wood. Now you want to know how much wood it can chuck. Well I guess it depends on the woodchuck. Maybe some are better at chucking wood than other woodchucks.
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The sicksixshiksixshipshhprff...
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Someone asked the Forum 2000 this question.
(For those of you who have never been, go check out http://www.forum2000.org 'cuz it's HILARIOUS!)
Their aggregate answer was:
"A good woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it should."
But there were some interesting answers along the way.
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Chuck's "wood" is none of your business!
chuck
Chuck
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ROTFLMAO[size=1]D3/\/7YCR4CK3R
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The sick sixth sheikh's sixth sheep would not be sick if the sheikh would leave his sheep alone....LOL
The sixth sheikh wouldn't be sick either.....
Six sheep in one night!!!!!! Must be a new record.....EWE!!!!!...I mean EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
This is starting to sound like a Mid-East Red-Neck Joke.
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There's a pretty neat conversation in Monkey Island II conserning this matter.
"A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since it can't chuck wood."
"But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood what amount wood would a woodchuck chukc?"
"If a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
"A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck can chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."
[Looks a little embarrassed] I can't remember that last part correctly, it's actually much longer than this.Hey, maybe you and I could... you know... [SLAP] Agh!Comment
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If you ask a question...
Then be Ready for the answerIf there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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Is this a question?
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Is this a trick question?Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.Comment
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