The "Official Moron Test."!

[Jorden]

Is it? Or shouldn't you add junior behind it?

[Rags]

There is no George W. Bush Sr., so NO.

Rags

[Greebe]

Yeah, I was bummed when I couldn't call him Jr.

[SCompRacer]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Guru:
The test is done in the US!

BTW (again) what the **** is an inning?</font>

Rags got the baseball thing, but on a date it means you scored.

[Paddy]

Surely there are no outings in an inning?

[Guru]

So how do you think you did? Here are the answers....
1. Yes. It comes right after the 3rd.

2. One (1). You can only be born once.

3. Twelve (12). All of them have at least 28 days.

4. Six (6). Don't forget there is a top and bottom to every inning.

5. No. He must be dead if she is his widow!

6. Seventy (70). 30 divided by 1/2 is 60.

7. Two (2). You take two apple...therefore, YOU have TWO apples.

8. One hour. If you take the first pill at 1:00, the second at 1:30, and the third at 2:00, the pills have run out and only an hour has passed.

9. Nine (9). Like I said, all BUT nine die.

10. None. I didn't know that Moses had an ark?

11. Meat...that is self-explanatory.

12. Twelve (12). How many eggs are in a dozen? TWELVE...it's a dozen!

13. George W. Bush. As far as I know, he hasn't changed his name.

So, how did you do?

13 correct....GENIUS....you are good!

10-12 correct....ABOVE AVERAGE....but don't let it go to your head.

7-9 correct....AVERAGE....but who wants to be average?

4-6 correct....SLOW....pay attention to the questions.

1-3 correct....IDIOT....what else can I say.

0 correct....CONGRATULATIONS, you are a certified MORON!!!!

[Guru]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rags:
In baseball, there are nine periods/sessions/(Baseball calls them innings)

Rags

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How come there is six then?

[DentyCracker]

There are 3 outs in a baseball innings for each side. There are two sides (teams). 2x3=the number after five.

[Technoid]

@£$!

One lousy point from "GENIUS"!

What is a "inning" ???????

I am totaly dumbstruck on question nr. 4!!

[Rags]

An inning is defined as the time from when the home team starts to bat, to the time the visiting team is done batting. It takes 3 outs to get a team out of their part of the inning, so there are obviously 6 outs in an inning.

Rags

[KvHagedorn]

So what do I get for being a genius? I get to live in a world where 99% of the people are dumber than I am, and the majority rules.

[cbman]

Yeah.. me an mah friens will rules you smrt pepale

[Greebe]

What you say!!!1

[Liquid Snake]

I siad taht 1 + 1 = 3!

[cbman]

Yeh... youse beter walch it be'cus my biger brothar's walching yous an if'n he fineds ya not doin wat he says hes gunna beet cha's