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The ferrari and the Moped
> A super rich young bloke goes out and buys the fastest car available: a
> brand new Ferrari Formula1-550. It is also the most expensive car in the
> world, and it costs him 1,500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops
> for a red traffic light.
> An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to
> him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks,
> What kind of car ya got there, sonny?
> The young man replies,
> A Ferrari Formula1-550, it cost one and a half million pounds!
> That's a lot of money, says the old man,
> Why does it cost so much?
>
> Because this car can do up to 230 miles an hour!
> states the young dude proudly.
>
> The moped driver asks,
> Mind if I take a look inside?
>
> No problem, replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window
> and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, That's
> a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my moped!
> Just then the light changes to green so the guy decides to show the old
> man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
> speedometer reads 160 mph.
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in hisr ear view mirror. It seems to be getting
> closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,whhhoooossshhh!
> Something whips by him, going much faster!!!
> What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?! ,the young man asks
> himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 200mph.
> Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.
> Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and
> passes the moped at 210mph. Whoooooosh! He is feeling pretty good until he
> looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded
> by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
> all the way up to 230 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing
> down on him again.
> The Ferrari is flat out and there is nothing he can do. Suddenly the
> moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear. The young
> man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!!
> He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
> Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?
>
> The old man whispers with his dying breath,
> Unhook my ****in' braces from your wing mirror!
>
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Cheers,
Steve
"Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"
> brand new Ferrari Formula1-550. It is also the most expensive car in the
> world, and it costs him 1,500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops
> for a red traffic light.
> An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls up next to
> him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks,
> What kind of car ya got there, sonny?
> The young man replies,
> A Ferrari Formula1-550, it cost one and a half million pounds!
> That's a lot of money, says the old man,
> Why does it cost so much?
>
> Because this car can do up to 230 miles an hour!
> states the young dude proudly.
>
> The moped driver asks,
> Mind if I take a look inside?
>
> No problem, replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window
> and looks around. Then sitting back on his moped, the old man says, That's
> a pretty nice car, all right...but I'll stick with my moped!
> Just then the light changes to green so the guy decides to show the old
> man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the
> speedometer reads 160 mph.
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in hisr ear view mirror. It seems to be getting
> closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly,whhhoooossshhh!
> Something whips by him, going much faster!!!
> What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?! ,the young man asks
> himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 200mph.
> Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped.
> Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari he gives it some more gas and
> passes the moped at 210mph. Whoooooosh! He is feeling pretty good until he
> looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again. Astounded
> by the speed of this old guy he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
> all the way up to 230 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing
> down on him again.
> The Ferrari is flat out and there is nothing he can do. Suddenly the
> moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear. The young
> man jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive!!!
> He runs up to the mangled old man and says,
> Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?
>
> The old man whispers with his dying breath,
> Unhook my ****in' braces from your wing mirror!
>
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Cheers,
Steve
"Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"