All is quiet on the western front....

[SteveC]

Well, as Rudyard Kipling once said:

The American has no language, he has a dialect, slang, provincialism, accent and so forth

Oh, and if I may insult the states just once more:

America is the only nation in history which has gone miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation



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Cheers,
Steve

"Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

[KvHagedorn]

Hey! We had civilization! From about 1946 to 1963..

[ALBPM]

LOL.... Look at Impacts last post....666

Just coincidence I hope.

Paul

[impact]

Timing... it's the trick.

[CHHAS]

LOL Steve, if it wasn't such flamebait it would make a great sig

[paulcs]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SteveC:
Well, as Rudyard Kipling once said:

The American has no language, he has a dialect, slang, provincialism, accent and so forth

Oh, and if I may insult the states just once more:

America is the only nation in history which has gone miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation
</font>

The United Kingdom is the only nation on Earth where the male population suffers from penis envy.

- Sigmund Freud



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[paulcs]

Don't talk to me about Naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

- Winston Churchill

[ALBPM]

You mean like this....LOL

The cabin boy, the cabin boy
That dirty little nipper
We'll pack his arse
With broken glass
And circumcise the Skipper

[impact]

Guys, go and read this article about the MTV's show Jackass, morons setting themselves on fire and the right of every american to be dumb at any time of the day.

MTV's Jackass Inspires Morons, Upsets Pussies

It's absolutely hillarious. (yeah I know, they overuse certain words and greebe + rags will surely find it offensive, but...) Here are some quotes:


I personally believe in the American dream. I believe that we have to right to speak our hearts, unless our hearts want to kill the President, because that's totally not cool, unless the Pepsi girl ever gets elected President. Then I'd be like, "Hey Jackass! Do a skit about lighting Pepsi girls on fire!" But I'm getting off topic. In America, we have inalienable rights. I may not agree with what most of what you say, but I'll make vague meaningless comments about how I'll fight to the death for your right to say that stupid shit

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Because this is America, and you're free to be as helplessly stupid as you want. And if we aren't free to be dumbasses, how the **** did Liberman get his driver's license?

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It's pretty common for pussies, dumbasses, and their families to blame their problems on vague influences like the media and society. The truth is, **** you. It doesn't matter what series of events led you to being a dipshit; that's what you are, it's what we have to deal with now, and no one has a time machine to fix it. For example, if you fall off a swingset, and end up killing a swingset manufacturer, you're the one that did it. We can't put the time you fell off the swingset on trial. You just better hope all your falling experience helps you fall off the electric chair.

[The PIT]

Must have been asleep sometime. Since when has europe been at war with America.

[Rags]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by The PIT:
Must have been asleep sometime. Since when has europe been at war with America.</font>

Someone hasn't had history lessons....

Rags

[Greebe]

And they believe everything they see on TV... hey Impact, why don't you logon to www.mycleo.com sometime! LOL

[The PIT]

I didn't take history at school as it wouldn't have got me a job. But I can say Europe has never been at war with America in the last thirty or so years.

Sorry no smilies trying to restore win2k at the same time.
Multitasking broken

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[Rags]

Hey impact,

Why don't you think about things before you say them? Why would I find anything there offensive? Why would you think I would?

My only problem with you is making a generalization about me because I am American. Why not get to know people before passing judgement? Or is that too hard of a concept to understand while you are on your high horse telling the world about the evil Americans and how they are going to rape your wives and sisters, steal from the homeless child in the streets, and fart in public?

Get a grip man. I am a human being, judge me by me, not by my government.

Rags

[Alec]

I think I saw that show the other day... I remember a guy dressed up as a "parking meter" fairy which spent the day inserting coins in every car´s parquing meter...much to the guard´s despair, which kept saying to the fairy that it was illegal (why, I mean, money is money, who cares if it comes from a fairy?) I found it funny, I might add... but I didn´t see much of the show and didn´t quite get the gest of it.

People... calm down... we are citizens of Matrox City. Let´s not bicker about who´s american or not...

Hey Rags,
When was America at war with Europe? I don´t seem to remember learning that... They helped Europe stop Germany, but apart from that...

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